| Matt & Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness
Condemned
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| Game | Condemned: Criminal Origins |
| Controller | Matt |
| Length | 39:17 |
| Next | Cursed Mountain |
| Previous | Calling |
“Now, as you know, I'm an expert with fire axes.” — Matt
Condemned is the fourth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.
About[]
- “Even poor people are not safe from the shitstorm of scariness! Can Matt & Pat beat enough hobos to survive this night of stupidity?”
- — Video description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt and Pat explore decrepit buildings and investigate a creepy murder scene. Along the way, they beat homeless dudes, stare at their feet and shadows, get framed for murder, and hunt for semen with futuristic gadgets.
Quotes[]
- “Nothing says "immersed" than the one-two step!”
- — Matt
- “Whoa fuck, a phone!”
- — Matt
- “I bet the killer's a killer.”
- — Matt
- “Please don't shove it up my ass Mr. Pipe.”
- — Matt
- “Don't call me Ethan! That kid's an asshole!”
- — Pat
- “You troll me so often, yet it works so often.”
- — Pat
- “I really like the idea of a game where the entire premise is to beat dudes with pipes.”
- — Pat
- “My hearing has been subtitled.”
- — Matt
- “Look at all this future shit just shooting at the semen!”
- — Matt
- “Use your Jedi powers to beat dudes with this crowbar.”
- — Pat
- “I wish I could kick Goofy down the fuckin' stairs. What an asshole.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- At 20:30, one of the police officers throws a fire axe through a window.
- According to this episode, Pat was hit with a stun gun in the ninth grade.
Gallery[]
That's not standard issue.
He's butthurt.