Cryme Tyme:

Crime Life Gang WARZ!

Crime Life Gang Wars
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Game Crime Life: Gang Wars
Length 25:18
Upload Date Aug 8, 2014
Controller Woolie
Previous NARC
Next 50 Cent Bulletproof
“We're just staring at the controller, like, 'Yup... yup.'” — Woolie

Crime Life Gang WARZ! is a Cryme Tyme episode in which Matt and Woolie go back to Woolie's old hood to fight real gangsters like Miffed and Slightly Annoyed, watch ass transitions, hang out at a barbershop, and steal Coke bottles.


Konami, not content with publishing Nanobreaker and Castlevania Judgment, throw their thug hats into the thug ring!
— Website description

Quotes Edit

Their faces are all the same! Their the same face! Black guy!
— Woolie
This is a prison hold-up. Give us all your money? Give us all your conjugal visits?
— Matt
If you want the Prison Break LP, go on Pat's Tumblr and ask for it 'cause he's the one holding it back.
— Matt
We're just staring at the controller, like, 'Yup... yup.'
— Woolie
That's too much tribal. That is a whole tribal village.
— Matt
Grab, punch, kick, whatever, but you can't tickle the balls and you can't bite.
— Matt
I am now irate. I am upset, I have seen a chair thrown.
— Woolie
This is like the Western Dynasty Warriors!
— Matt
I can take one at a time, but I can't take two.
— Woolie
Woolie made an entire video about how he couldn't do two at a time.
— Matt

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