| Cryme Tyme:
Crime Life Gang WARZ!
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 Watch this episode on the website | |
| Game | Crime Life: Gang Wars |
| Length | 25:18 |
| Upload Date | Aug 8, 2014 |
| Controller | Woolie |
| Previous | NARC |
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“We're just staring at the controller, like, 'Yup... yup.'” — Woolie
Crime Life Gang WARZ! is a Cryme Tyme episode in which Matt and Woolie go back to Woolie's old hood to fight real gangsters like Miffed and Slightly Annoyed, watch ass transitions, hang out at a barbershop, and steal Coke bottles.
About[]
- “Konami, not content with publishing Nanobreaker and Castlevania Judgment, throw their thug hats into the thug ring!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “Their faces are all the same! Their the same face! Black guy!”
- — Woolie
- “This is a prison hold-up. Give us all your money? Give us all your conjugal visits?”
- — Matt
- “If you want the Prison Break LP, go on Pat's Tumblr and ask for it 'cause he's the one holding it back.”
- — Matt
- “We're just staring at the controller, like, 'Yup... yup.'”
- — Woolie
- “That's too much tribal. That is a whole tribal village.”
- — Matt
- “Grab, punch, kick, whatever, but you can't tickle the balls and you can't bite.”
- — Matt
- “I am now irate. I am upset, I have seen a chair thrown.”
- — Woolie
- “This is like the Western Dynasty Warriors!”
- — Matt
- “I can take one at a time, but I can't take two.”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie made an entire video about how he couldn't do two at a time.”
- — Matt