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Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

Cryostasis

Cyrostasis
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Game Cryostasis
Controller Pat
Length 31:33
Next Clock Tower 3
Previous Erie
“I could cut diamonds with these nips.” — Pat


Cryostasis is the twenty-fifth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.


About Edit

We’re off to the frozen wastes of time travelling ghost Russia. What could go wrong?
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat go to Eastern Europe. Along the way, they go mushing, sit down in a tanker, go to the past, punch baby Russian mummies, warm up, and save the unfortunate.

Quotes Edit

Guess what? Russia and Eastern Europe are scary.
— Pat
Whenever there's dark spiky hands you know it's time to get hype.
— Matt
In Russia, cutscene skip you.
— Matt
You're trolling your brain for the great icicle massacre of '89.
— Pat
I could cut diamonds with these nips.
— Pat
You won't even believe how many Metal Gears he made.
— Pat, as Dr. Aleksandr Leonovitch Granin
A Russian game where your weapon is a shovel is a good game.
— Matt
If we're gonna save the unfortunate, we're gonna have to save everyone in fuckin' Russia!
— Matt
See ya later fuckers!
— Matt

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