SBFC 134

Dark Showers

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Length 02:54:32
Date Feb 29, 2016
Next “This is the Only One I’m Ever F**king Doing”
“It would behoove Microsoft to appear to have humans working there.” — Pat

Dark Showers is the one-hundred and thirty-fourth episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

This week on the Friendcast: Matt finishes X-Files, Pat can’t deal with his reflection, Woolie gets blighted by God and Liam’s out under the weather.
— Website description


Helmets are for pussies. Bam! Okay, that guy is dead. Who wants to wear a helmet?
— Pat
Whatever, I'm gonna punch that part. I'm gonna pull it.
— Pat
I played soccer as a kid and then quit because look at that fucking Ninja Turtle game I could be playing.
— Matt
The more you can distance yourself and the more you can pretend it's not happening, the better it is.
— Pat, about taking a shit
It's the victory lap to cutting your dick off.
— Woolie
This new Conker, which is an exclusive to the Hololens, might be the worst redesign I've ever seen.
— Matt
And you read comic books.
— Pat
It would behoove Microsoft to appear to have humans working there.
— Pat
What's on my forehead? It's a dick.
— Pat
Oh no. You've used my own mind against me.
— Pat
The movie's tone should be Woolie or Woolie Plus.
— Pat

Letter Time Edit

Q: What's your favorite lock picking mini-game puzzle? from Tyler

  • Matt: SAW.
  • Pat: Oblivion, with an honorable mention to Fallout 3/New Vegas because it's fast.
  • Woolie: Thief.

Q: What's the best door unlocking sound? from Michael

  • Matt: Resident Evil.
  • Pat: Resident Evil is the best.
  • Woolie: The Gates of Mordor.

Q: Who's the best Zeppeli? William A., Caesar, or Gyro? from Andy

  • Matt: I will say Caesar.
  • Pat: I will say Caesar because I don't know Gyro.
  • Woolie: It's fucking Gyro!

Q: Pick your single favorite Pokemon. from

  • Matt: Farfetch'd.
  • Pat: Eevee. My alternate would be Venasaur.
  • Woolie: Blastoise.

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Matt: Broforce is free on PSN and going to Florida.
  • Pat: Playing more Street Fighter V, Superhot, and my new life of being a shut-in and pooping in the dark.
  • Woolie: Playing more Street Fighter V and Gundam Thunderbolt.
  • Liam: Continuing being sick.

Trivia Edit

  • The music used in the outro is "Necalli’s Theme “Epic Rock” Cover" by LitteleVMills.
  • Liam was not present for this episode because he was sick.
  • Esoteric Fact: Former runningback George Reed of the Saskatchewan Roughriders holds the record for rushing touchdowns, at 134.