SBFC 134 Dark Showers
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| Length | 02:54:32 |
| Date | Feb 29, 2016 |
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“It would behoove Microsoft to appear to have humans working there.” — Pat
Dark Showers is the one-hundred and thirty-fourth episode of the Super Best Friendcast.
About
- “This week on the Friendcast: Matt finishes X-Files, Pat can’t deal with his reflection, Woolie gets blighted by God and Liam’s out under the weather.”
- — Website description
Quotes
- “Helmets are for pussies. Bam! Okay, that guy is dead. Who wants to wear a helmet?”
- — Pat
- “Whatever, I'm gonna punch that part. I'm gonna pull it.”
- — Pat
- “I played soccer as a kid and then quit because look at that fucking Ninja Turtle game I could be playing.”
- — Matt
- “The more you can distance yourself and the more you can pretend it's not happening, the better it is.”
- — Pat, about taking a shit
- “It's the victory lap to cutting your dick off.”
- — Woolie
- “This new Conker, which is an exclusive to the Hololens, might be the worst redesign I've ever seen.”
- — Matt
- “And you read comic books.”
- — Pat
- “It would behoove Microsoft to appear to have humans working there.”
- — Pat
- “What's on my forehead? It's a dick.”
- — Pat
- “Oh no. You've used my own mind against me.”
- — Pat
- “The movie's tone should be Woolie or Woolie Plus.”
- — Pat
Letter Time
Q: What's your favorite lock picking mini-game puzzle? from Tyler
- Matt: SAW.
- Pat: Oblivion, with an honorable mention to Fallout 3/New Vegas because it's fast.
- Woolie: Thief.
Q: What's the best door unlocking sound? from Michael
- Matt: Resident Evil.
- Pat: Resident Evil is the best.
- Woolie: The Gates of Mordor.
Q: Who's the best Zeppeli? William A., Caesar, or Gyro? from Andy
- Matt: I will say Caesar.
- Pat: I will say Caesar because I don't know Gyro.
- Woolie: It's fucking Gyro!
Q: Pick your single favorite Pokemon. from
- Matt: Farfetch'd.
- Pat: Eevee. My alternate would be Venasaur.
- Woolie: Blastoise.
Zaibatsu Watch
- Matt: Broforce is free on PSN and going to Florida.
- Pat: Playing more Street Fighter V, Superhot, and my new life of being a shut-in and pooping in the dark.
- Woolie: Playing more Street Fighter V and Gundam Thunderbolt.
- Liam: Continuing being sick.
Trivia
- The music used in the outro is "Necalli’s Theme “Epic Rock” Cover" by LitteleVMills.
- Liam was not present for this episode because he was sick.
- Esoteric Fact: Former runningback George Reed of the Saskatchewan Roughriders holds the record for rushing touchdowns, at 134.