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This is an extended page of the Dark Souls 2 (Full Let's Play) "About" section, showcasing the descriptions for each part of the Let's Play.

AboutEdit

The adventures of Woolsworth continue! Woolie and Pat are back for more of that sweet, sweet agony. Won't you join us?
— Part one
The unlearning begins. A great man once said "Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down and short is long. Everything you thought was so important doesn't matter anymore."
— Part two
What's the word of the day kids?
— Part three
Man, this soul economy is in the shitter you guys. I'd better pull my souls out of the soul stocks and stuff them under the mattress
— Part four
Whuddup Pate! You mild mannered sumbitch!
— Part five
Fuck you Turtle Knights!
— Part six
Fuck you Pursuer!
— Part seven
Fuck you Skeleton!
— Part eight
Fuck you Dragonrider!
— Part nine
ORNSTEIN YOU SHIT. STOP BEING SO BADASS SO I CAN KILL YOU. uhh i mean old dragonslayer
— Part ten
Ayyy guuurrrrl. I'm feeling that hat. Dat mask tho?
— Part eleven
Gavlan, I'm having a hard time following your complex concepts. You're gonna have to run that by me again.
— Part twelve
I'M ON A BOAT and, It's got a boss and, Lucatiel's gonna help, Check out dat ass mang, I'm on top of Drangleic, Headin' to the Bastille, If you're still on the Wharf, Then you're sure not me-ohhh!
— Part thirteen
Fuck you bonfire. When's Light Souls?
— Part fourteen
Fuck you common fruit!
— Part fifteen
Hey. Hey Ruin Sentinels. Hey. Guess what. FFFFFFUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
— Part sixteen
It's a brand new day.
— Part seventeen
And so the PVP dance begins.
— Part eighteen
Just slap a Brazzers logo over the Gargoyle fight.
— Part ninteen
Turns out the Lost Sinner just needed a big hug after all.
— Part twenty
There's some weirdos hanging out in the Copse, man.
— Part twenty-one
These are the tales of the Skeleton Warriors!
— Part twenty-two
aflhlfjhsak;jfhjk FUKN CHARIOT
— Part twenty-three
Let's take this baby for a test drive.
— Part twenty-four
Praise the Sun everybody. I know you're tired, but cmon, praise it.
— Part twenty-five
This windmill is full of bullshit!
— Part twenty-six
And we're off to the Iron Keep! Holy shit, is that fighting game bridge?
— Part twenty-seven
AND SO BEGINS THE SMELTER DANCE
— Part twenty-eight
FUCK YEAH PURSUER ROUND 2 AND BELFRY lets get it
— Part twenty-nine
The wackiest adventures you've ever seen coming out of a Bull's head.
— Part thirty
Nevermind that shit, here comes Big Fire Dude™!
— Part thirty-one
Fighting the invisiblesst enemies in a forest of groaning trees with faces, Woolsworth starts to confuse which playthrough is which,
— Part thirty-two
Not even a thank you for saving your buddy from cursed pertrification/pertrified cursing? Jerks.
— Part thirty-three
And now the next boss is...mom's Sunday morning mass congregation? What the actual fuck?
— Part thirty-four
Dear Freya, I can't tell if you're tryin to holla barf at me, or laser fart at me. Please decide.
— Part thirty-five
Let's go take orders from a rat because WHY NOT.
— Part thirty-six
Our adventures through the New York Sewer System continue!
— Part thirty-seven
So the boss of this diseased, festering sewage pit is a living toilet? I can get behind this.
— Part thirty-eight
Here. We. GO.
— Part thirty-nine
Why is she so big?! Why is everything so big?! Creeping me out, man.
— Part forty
One at a time, Dragonriders! There's more than enough Woolsworth for all of you!
— Part forty-one
WOW WHAT A BADASS.
— Part forty-two
Shrine of Amana eh? Pfft, sounds like a cakewalk.
— Part forty-three
EVERYTHING IS LIES. EVERYTHING. IS. LIES.
— Part forty-four
Demon of Song's a bit of a butterface, isn't she?
— Part forty-five
Yoooo, it's Marshall Lee! What's good, homes?
— Part forty-six
Zombies, zombies, more zombies, spectres, zombies, VELDSTAT THE ROYAL AEGIS
— Part forty-seven
Time to face the King.
— Part forty-eight
You are now watching the throne, don't let me get in my zone.
— Part forty-nine
Pull back. Pull back. Pull back. Pull ba-
— Part fifty
Aldia, you were a scumbag piece of shit, but your backyard is breathtaking.
— Part fifty-one
The showdown with Plague of Gripes you've all been waiting for is finally here! Can we possibly hope to defeat his lag powers?!
— Part fifty-two
Finally reaching the end of this leg of our journey, we find out why they call it the Dragon Shrine.
— Part fifty-three
Let's go memory hopping! Jeez these sequences are fucking cool.
— Part fifty-four
Wow Navlaan. Wow. You really are a persistent piece of shit aren't you?
— Part fifty-five
Tying up some loose ends before we head toward the Throne. But will Woolie be able to overcome what he finds there?
— Part fifty-six
YO WE BEAT THE GAME OH YEAH YOU SAID WE COULDNT BUT WE DID OH YEAH. Eat it Nashandra.
— Part fifty-seven
You didn't think we'd stop there do you? It's DLC time! Let's get this show on the road!
— Part fifty-eight
You want to see some heads banging against some walls? Then boy do I got an episode for you! This Brume towers a real motherfucker!
— Part fifty-nine
Wow Nadalia. You make buildings as cursed and spirally as a Ducks penis, yknow that?
— Part sixty
Marvel as one of nearly dies on camera, Woolie gets served up by these Vergil-esque smoke guys, and we discover SICK treasure!
— Part sixty-one
These are the worst enemies in the entire game. Seriously. They're garbage. They're probably made out of garbage even.
— Part sixty-two
Elevators? Elevators. We're going to ride them in this episode. You'll see.
— Part sixty-three
Tying up loose ends in Brume tower, fighting our clones, yknow, that sort of thing.
— Part sixty-four
"Hey Woolie, drop your shield. Literally. On the ground. Now walk away from it forever. Perfect."
— Part sixty-five
Over a month away from the game, a new weapon to learn, and some of the really tough optional areas ahead. Can't be that bad, can it?
— Part sixty-six
Oh god. It's been too long. We've been away too long.
— Part sixty-seven
Fetid Rotten Poison Turtles! Vomit in a half-shell, turtle power.
— Part sixty-eight
Congratulations player! You have EARNED the right to attempt to kill this enemy.
— Part sixty-nine
Shut up pretty singing lady! I don't care if your voice is hot. Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me..uh, point is, you can't get fooled again.
— Part seventy
Tommy-boy, I thought you were a cool buddy guy. Then you started dropping power geysers everywhere.
— Part seventy-one
Three cheers for the gank squad! Hip-hip! Go fuck yourself.
— Part seventy-two
Drakeblood Knight, you're kinda cool considering all the plundering and releasing of mass-murdering noxious beasts.
— Part seventy-three
BOSS BUTCH motherfuckers! Let's get it!
— Part seventy-four
Today on Dark Souls, we travel to Montreal, Drangleic and try to pet the Invisibeasts.
— Part seventy-five
Ok Aava, let's try that again now that you're not a CHEATING SHIT.
— Part seventy-six
THIS IS THE SICKEST SHIT EVER
— Part seventy-seven
Fuck off Sonic Boom. Nobody wants you in Dark Souls.
— Part seventy-eight
BOOOOONNNNEEE FIISSSSTT. It's kinda cool I guess,
— Part seventy-nine
Finally found you, Donna. Eric sends his regards.
— Part eighty
The sickest Kegger history has ever known, Part 1.
— Part eighty-one
THE SICKEST KEGGER HISTORY HAS EVER KNOWN, PART 2.
— Part eighty-two
Merry Christmas! All good things must come to an end. Guess that means this LP continues! Oh! Hey! I'm here all week folks, tip your waitresses.
— Part eighty-three Final

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