This is an extended page of the Dark Souls 2 (Full Let's Play) "About" section, showcasing the descriptions for each part of the Let's Play.
About[]
- “The adventures of Woolsworth continue! Woolie and Pat are back for more of that sweet, sweet agony. Won't you join us?”
- — Part one
- “The unlearning begins. A great man once said "Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down and short is long. Everything you thought was so important doesn't matter anymore."”
- — Part two
- “What's the word of the day kids?”
- — Part three
- “Man, this soul economy is in the shitter you guys. I'd better pull my souls out of the soul stocks and stuff them under the mattress”
- — Part four
- “Whuddup Pate! You mild mannered sumbitch!”
- — Part five
- “Fuck you Turtle Knights!”
- — Part six
- “Fuck you Pursuer!”
- — Part seven
- “Fuck you Skeleton!”
- — Part eight
- “Fuck you Dragonrider!”
- — Part nine
- “ORNSTEIN YOU SHIT. STOP BEING SO BADASS SO I CAN KILL YOU. uhh i mean old dragonslayer”
- — Part ten
- “Ayyy guuurrrrl. I'm feeling that hat. Dat mask tho?”
- — Part eleven
- “Gavlan, I'm having a hard time following your complex concepts. You're gonna have to run that by me again.”
- — Part twelve
- “I'M ON A BOAT and, It's got a boss and, Lucatiel's gonna help, Check out dat ass mang, I'm on top of Drangleic, Headin' to the Bastille, If you're still on the Wharf, Then you're sure not me-ohhh!”
- — Part thirteen
- “Fuck you bonfire. When's Light Souls?”
- — Part fourteen
- “Fuck you common fruit!”
- — Part fifteen
- “Hey. Hey Ruin Sentinels. Hey. Guess what. FFFFFFUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU”
- — Part sixteen
- “It's a brand new day.”
- — Part seventeen
- “And so the PVP dance begins.”
- — Part eighteen
- “Just slap a Brazzers logo over the Gargoyle fight.”
- — Part ninteen
- “Turns out the Lost Sinner just needed a big hug after all.”
- — Part twenty
- “There's some weirdos hanging out in the Copse, man.”
- — Part twenty-one
- “These are the tales of the Skeleton Warriors!”
- — Part twenty-two
- “aflhlfjhsak;jfhjk FUKN CHARIOT”
- — Part twenty-three
- “Let's take this baby for a test drive.”
- — Part twenty-four
- “Praise the Sun everybody. I know you're tired, but cmon, praise it.”
- — Part twenty-five
- “This windmill is full of bullshit!”
- — Part twenty-six
- “And we're off to the Iron Keep! Holy shit, is that fighting game bridge?”
- — Part twenty-seven
- “AND SO BEGINS THE SMELTER DANCE”
- — Part twenty-eight
- “FUCK YEAH PURSUER ROUND 2 AND BELFRY lets get it”
- — Part twenty-nine
- “The wackiest adventures you've ever seen coming out of a Bull's head.”
- — Part thirty
- “Nevermind that shit, here comes Big Fire Dude™!”
- — Part thirty-one
- “Fighting the invisiblesst enemies in a forest of groaning trees with faces, Woolsworth starts to confuse which playthrough is which,”
- — Part thirty-two
- “Not even a thank you for saving your buddy from cursed pertrification/pertrified cursing? Jerks.”
- — Part thirty-three
- “And now the next boss is...mom's Sunday morning mass congregation? What the actual fuck?”
- — Part thirty-four
- “Dear Freya, I can't tell if you're tryin to holla barf at me, or laser fart at me. Please decide.”
- — Part thirty-five
- “Let's go take orders from a rat because WHY NOT.”
- — Part thirty-six
- “Our adventures through the New York Sewer System continue!”
- — Part thirty-seven
- “So the boss of this diseased, festering sewage pit is a living toilet? I can get behind this.”
- — Part thirty-eight
- “Here. We. GO.”
- — Part thirty-nine
- “Why is she so big?! Why is everything so big?! Creeping me out, man.”
- — Part forty
- “One at a time, Dragonriders! There's more than enough Woolsworth for all of you!”
- — Part forty-one
- “WOW WHAT A BADASS.”
- — Part forty-two
- “Shrine of Amana eh? Pfft, sounds like a cakewalk.”
- — Part forty-three
- “EVERYTHING IS LIES. EVERYTHING. IS. LIES.”
- — Part forty-four
- “Demon of Song's a bit of a butterface, isn't she?”
- — Part forty-five
- “Yoooo, it's Marshall Lee! What's good, homes?”
- — Part forty-six
- “Zombies, zombies, more zombies, spectres, zombies, VELDSTAT THE ROYAL AEGIS”
- — Part forty-seven
- “Time to face the King.”
- — Part forty-eight
- “You are now watching the throne, don't let me get in my zone.”
- — Part forty-nine
- “Pull back. Pull back. Pull back. Pull ba-”
- — Part fifty
- “Aldia, you were a scumbag piece of shit, but your backyard is breathtaking.”
- — Part fifty-one
- “The showdown with Plague of Gripes you've all been waiting for is finally here! Can we possibly hope to defeat his lag powers?!”
- — Part fifty-two
- “Finally reaching the end of this leg of our journey, we find out why they call it the Dragon Shrine.”
- — Part fifty-three
- “Let's go memory hopping! Jeez these sequences are fucking cool.”
- — Part fifty-four
- “Wow Navlaan. Wow. You really are a persistent piece of shit aren't you?”
- — Part fifty-five
- “Tying up some loose ends before we head toward the Throne. But will Woolie be able to overcome what he finds there?”
- — Part fifty-six
- “YO WE BEAT THE GAME OH YEAH YOU SAID WE COULDNT BUT WE DID OH YEAH. Eat it Nashandra.”
- — Part fifty-seven
- “You didn't think we'd stop there do you? It's DLC time! Let's get this show on the road!”
- — Part fifty-eight
- “You want to see some heads banging against some walls? Then boy do I got an episode for you! This Brume towers a real motherfucker!”
- — Part fifty-nine
- “Wow Nadalia. You make buildings as cursed and spirally as a Ducks penis, yknow that?”
- — Part sixty
- “Marvel as one of nearly dies on camera, Woolie gets served up by these Vergil-esque smoke guys, and we discover SICK treasure!”
- — Part sixty-one
- “These are the worst enemies in the entire game. Seriously. They're garbage. They're probably made out of garbage even.”
- — Part sixty-two
- “Elevators? Elevators. We're going to ride them in this episode. You'll see.”
- — Part sixty-three
- “Tying up loose ends in Brume tower, fighting our clones, yknow, that sort of thing.”
- — Part sixty-four
- “"Hey Woolie, drop your shield. Literally. On the ground. Now walk away from it forever. Perfect."”
- — Part sixty-five
- “Over a month away from the game, a new weapon to learn, and some of the really tough optional areas ahead. Can't be that bad, can it?”
- — Part sixty-six
- “Oh god. It's been too long. We've been away too long.”
- — Part sixty-seven
- “Fetid Rotten Poison Turtles! Vomit in a half-shell, turtle power.”
- — Part sixty-eight
- “Congratulations player! You have EARNED the right to attempt to kill this enemy.”
- — Part sixty-nine
- “Shut up pretty singing lady! I don't care if your voice is hot. Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me..uh, point is, you can't get fooled again.”
- — Part seventy
- “Tommy-boy, I thought you were a cool buddy guy. Then you started dropping power geysers everywhere.”
- — Part seventy-one
- “Three cheers for the gank squad! Hip-hip! Go fuck yourself.”
- — Part seventy-two
- “Drakeblood Knight, you're kinda cool considering all the plundering and releasing of mass-murdering noxious beasts.”
- — Part seventy-three
- “BOSS BUTCH motherfuckers! Let's get it!”
- — Part seventy-four
- “Today on Dark Souls, we travel to Montreal, Drangleic and try to pet the Invisibeasts.”
- — Part seventy-five
- “Ok Aava, let's try that again now that you're not a CHEATING SHIT.”
- — Part seventy-six
- “THIS IS THE SICKEST SHIT EVER”
- — Part seventy-seven
- “Fuck off Sonic Boom. Nobody wants you in Dark Souls.”
- — Part seventy-eight
- “BOOOOONNNNEEE FIISSSSTT. It's kinda cool I guess,”
- — Part seventy-nine
- “Finally found you, Donna. Eric sends his regards.”
- — Part eighty
- “The sickest Kegger history has ever known, Part 1.”
- — Part eighty-one
- “THE SICKEST KEGGER HISTORY HAS EVER KNOWN, PART 2.”
- — Part eighty-two
- “Merry Christmas! All good things must come to an end. Guess that means this LP continues! Oh! Hey! I'm here all week folks, tip your waitresses.”
- — Part eighty-three Final