Super Best Friends Play
Dark Souls 3
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Game | Dark Souls 3 |
Episodes | 34 (Main Game)
7 (Ashes of Ariendel) |
Combined Length | 24:48:57 (Main Game)
03:32:26 (Ashes of Ariendel) 06:07:54 (The Ringed City) 34:29:17 (Total) |
Original Run | Apr 24, 2016 - Jun 7, 2017 |
Controller | Pat |
“I'm SO huge, you guys!” — Pat
Super Best Friends Play Dark Souls 3 is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie return to a world of dying fire, with the aid of PAT-TRON 4000, also known as "Lucky Ted" to his friends.
Total On-Screen Deaths: 96
About[]
- “Join us on another journey for the Flame. How huge will we get? Probably pretty huge.”
- — Website playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Dark Souls 3 Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Aren't those the emissaries of Madden Town?”
- — Matt
- “So we had a guy made out skeletons, now we get a guy that's just goo!”
- — Pat
- “In a world where fire is the only interesting thing that can happen of course you light yourself up.”
- — Woolie
- “Super Ginger God Super Ginger.”
- — Woolie
- “I think happy Plague will happen if you watch a stream of Plague watching someone hate on something.”
- — Matt
- “It's really nice they got Evanescence to write some dialogue.”
- — Matt
- “Back up. Did you just say that a Souls character's dialogue was vague and unclear? That's crazy. That's never happened.”
- — Matt
- “The first thing I do is instinctively look in my pants.”
- — Woolie checking if he's still black
- “Somehow I think the phrase, 'He's not black, he's just dirty.', doesn't have a great sound.”
- — Pat
- “Use this if you wanna block the shine of enemies.”
- — Matt
- “Use this Hater's Bone.”
- — Woolie
- “I dub this sword Uchi-kun. Maybe after a few boss fights it'll become Uchi-tan. Then you can call it by it's first name.”
- — Woolie
- “Lucky Ted, there was a clerical error. You're getting two levels for the price of one.”
- — Woolie
- “Dark Souls pogs seems like a good idea.”
- — Matt
- “Only the luckiest people discard their condoms.”
- — Pat
- “Oh there you are, honey. I thought I lost you.”
- — Pat
- “No, I'm right here. It's fine.”
- — Matt
- “I like Mad Phantoms. What, me worry?”
- — Woolie
- “Bury me with my bitcoins.”
- — Matt
- “They couldn't get enough of Loretta in life so they decided to create more holes in death.”
- — Woolie
- “You're all bitches now that your mom is dead.”
- — Pat
- “When I flip you the bird, it's majestic.”
- — Woolie
- “Drop your pants. That's a pickle pee.”
- — Woolie
- “Gotta cut it short.”
- — Woolie
- “That's what God said when he made me.”
- — Pat
- “Everyone loves Casual Balrog.”
- — Woolie
- “Eager Eddy is the Vergil to Lucky Ted.”
- — Matt
- “Alright boys, get your poo ready.”
- — Woolie
- “You could have a hundred Earths and everyone on Earth was a cop and there would still not be enough cops killed.”
- — Woolie
- “Corpses by definition always release albums.”
- — Matt
- “I love my little butt flap.”
- — Pat
- “Do you remember that time one of my compatriots received a weird blowjob from a ghost in a PG movie for children?”
- — Matt
- “You look like a medieval Spawn toy.”
- — Matt
- “Lord of Hollows sounds like Shit King.”
- — Matt
- “So then Solaire brought me to an empty part of the forest and we simply sat there until a keep was constructed around us. We then took one drink, burned it down...”
- — Matt
- “...and he shouted over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'.”
- — Matt and Woolie
- “She is the Crystal Sage. She'll always fuck up the day...”
- — Woolie
- “...and if you think she can't...”
- — Matt
- “...she'll always find a way. That's why the people of Londor believe in...”
- — Matt, Pat, and Woolie
- “PAT-TRON 4000, and Ted...”
- — Woolie
- “...and Solaire!”
- — Matt
- “You guys are punks when I fuck you in the ass!”
- — Pat
- “They all have Pharris's shit. Maybe they killed Ferris Bueller. On his day off.”
- — Matt
- “Gimmie the big. Gimmie the big one. I want the big one all day.”
- — Pat
- “Permanent drops mean permanent bops.”
- — Woolie
- “Teleports just like the gooey taste of Totino's Rolls™ in your mouth.”
- — Matt
- “Armor allows the wearer to become a literal edge lord.”
- — Woolie
- “Sometimes you have to go beyond the elbow.”
- — Matt
- “We call it 'Jim Hensoning'.”
- — Woolie
- “I was completely stupid.”
- — Pat
- “Just like the points in 'Whose Line is it Anyway?', the souls don't matter.”
- — Woolie
- “We're fifty percent stolen jokes and fifty percent take two concepts and merge them together for funny.”
- — Woolie
- “Strip club of the deep. I don't mind. You'll see something new.”
- — Matt
- “You will. I never knew I could lose my watch that way.”
- — Pat
- “I actually never watched Skeleton Warriors.”
- — Pat
- “Well, stop trying to front then.”
- — Matt
- “When he vapes, you escape.”
- — Woolie
- “Make Irithyll of the Boreal Valley great again!”
- — Matt
- “Use this spell as a jizz rag at the bonfire.”
- — Woolie
- “Holy shit!”
- — Matt
- “Try to make the egg crack.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm trying to make the egg crack.”
- — Pat
- “Son of a bitch!”
- — Matt
- “Sorry, I can't attend your funeral. Pat needs to play Dark Souls.”
- — Matt
- “He gave me an item called Aldritch Faithful that looked like a menorah.”
- — Pat
- “You're now Jewish.”
- — Woolie
- “I bet ashing is the ultimate form of vaping.”
- — Matt
- “I linked the fire in your bathroom.”
- — Matt
- “I just unfucked myself. That's where you pull your asshole out.”
- — Pat
- “LP uncancelled.”
- — Matt
- “Just wrap that veiny huge around that other veiny huge.”
- — Pat
- “That's what I want in a bed chamber.”
- — Woolie
- “Grubs? That's fucking nasty.”
- — Pat
- “They just called me a shit ass.”
- — Woolie
- “This is true face fuck we're making.”
- — Matt
- “Welcome to Gross Mart.”
- — Woolie
- “If you see a cheaper rosebud somewhere else, we'll match it.”
- — Woolie
- “That's a really strong spell, but it's super weak.”
- — Woolie
- “I don't need to emulate a gun trigger.”
- — Woolie
- “But you're black.”
- — Matt
- “Our hands curled up like our dicks.”
- — Pat
- “The basic bitch authority.”
- — Matt
- “Don't drop that pump-a-rum but do drop that literal shit.”
- — Woolie
- “Farting will never beat that guy! That's Lucky Ted, he kills guys who fart!”
- — Pat
- “Don't call us African Americans, call us failed prisoners.”
- — Woolie
- “Gargoyles, you know the rules. Where there's one... there's Keith David.”
- — Woolie
- “A gun is called a gun and not a human-killer.”
- — Matt
- “Time to start rewriting history.”
- — Woolie
- “That's not a wedding. That's a bunch of bullshit.”
- — Pat
- “So it's a wedding then.”
- — Matt
- “Mimic bros before mimic hoes.”
- — Pat
- “Wolf Blitzer here, scream lord for CNN.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm still chewing on those balls.”
- — Woolie
- “Still? That's like two hours they've been in your mouth.”
- — Pat
- “I ain't done yet.”
- — Woolie
- “Hot dick, only on Lucha Underground!”
- — Matt
- “You can only light your butt on fire so many times.”
- — Pat
- “Get more FP. Get more Fucc Points.”
- — Woolie
- “I will huff and I will puff and I will blow your fake hair off.”
- — Woolie
- “Pat's not gonna be happy until he can upgrade his wife to plus ten.”
- — Woolie
- “She's already at plus ten.”
- — Pat
- “Ooohhh... look at you. That was smooth.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah. I'm gonna get points for that one.”
- — Pat
- “I knew that would confuse Matt. Quick, stab him now, while he's off guard.”
- — Pat
- “You gotta wipe it first, then you can praise it.”
- — Woolie about old lady booty
- “What do you think diapers are for?”
- — Woolie
- “Babies! Or a bad day.”
- — Pat
- “If you go into a morgue nowadays and everyone is just kinda hanging out, you know that's a bad morgue.”
- — Matt
- “Now you will suck dick for Dario.”
- — Matt
- “Final proof that Pat supports blackface”
- — Matt
- “Long after Matt is dead, his Punisher hats will remain.”
- — Woolie
- “How many Dark Souls/Linkin Park music videos do you think there are? All of them?”
- — Matt
- “I thought you were gonna say, 'How many do you think I've made?'.”
- — Pat
- “Look at this book fucking religion!”
- — Pat
- “That's the lamest religion. Was it started by LeVar Burton?”
- — Matt
- “You know your fan-fiction is hot when...”
- — Woolie
- “It attacks you.”
- — Pat
- “This is a real blind LP. Pat can't see the fucking t.v.”
- — Pat
- “Welcome to my ass. How may you wreck it?”
- — [[Matt|[src]]]
- “Now's as good a time as any for seppuku.”
- — Woolie
- “I hate that Buff Bagwell has become part of this.”
- — Pat
- “Why do you need legs if you can teleport?”
- — Woolie
- “We're kick starting the whole world, it takes a bit. I've got five backers.”
- — Pat
- “His Christian name is PAT-TRON 4000 but his real name is Lucky Ted.”
- — Pat
- “You were hoping you could kancho him?”
- — Matt
- “I wanna cut her open and see how many rings she's got, eh?”
- — Woolie
- “They ate all those donuts filled with, like, wolf jizz.”
- — Matt
- “If you don't that it's from wrestling, New World Order sounds kind of scary.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, it sounds progressive.”
- — Matt
- “Like, you wouldn't think it was just about getting a belt.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm thinking that the Wolf Pack shirt might be in here.”
- — Pat
- “I hate this marriage to the Claw-Fucker Bird People.”
- — Pat
- “You see a bunch of normal fish but then there's the fish with the scarf and you're like, 'That's the fish.'.”
- — Woolie
- “It's an actual glory floor. Be careful where you sit.”
- — Matt
- “I love the Kru Krux Kran.”
- — Pat
- “That's legally distinct, sir, which is the best kind of distinct.”
- — Matt
- “How does this stack up to Sif?”
- — Woolie about Gravetender Greatwolf
- “Sif has a sword.”
- — Pat
- “Sif has a sword in his jaws.”
- — Matt
- “I know but I mean...”
- — Woolie
- “Sif has a sword.”
- — Pat
- “Sif has a sword.”
- — Matt
- “...movement, movement, just movement.”
- — Woolie
- “Sif has a sword.”
- — Pat
- “And he's bigger and cooler.. and stronger too. He's the best member of the Greatwolf Crew.”
- — Matt
- “I want it to be real specific things, like there's a specific greeting that we all do where's it's, like, making sure some guy doesn't have a cat o' nine tails.”
- — Matt
- “Let's solve racism right here in this LP.”
- — Pat
- “In conlusion, Treasure Island is a country of contrast.”
- — Pat
- “This sword and this stone will married. I will wed them... ...but the bride and groom in this wedding become the child.”
- — Woolie
Those Who Invaded the World of PAT-TRON 4000[]
Holy Knight Hodrick (NPC) | Part four | Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000 |
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Yahnaiyaer | Part twelve | Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000 |
Longfinger Kirk (NPC) | Part thirteen | Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000 |
Knight Slayer Tsorig (NPC) | Part fifteen | Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000 |
Kheyoss | Part eighteen | Backed down and returned home |
Kivun | Part nineteen | Auto-summoned while AFK and destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000 |
Ser Placid | Part nineteen | Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000 |
Alva, Seeker of the Spurned (NPC) | Part twenty-two | Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000 |
Alliaria | Part twenty-two | Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000 |
Hyperion | Part twenty-nine | PAT-TRON 4000 defeated before invader could arrive |
Those Worlds that were Invaded by PAT-TRON 4000[]
Ringfinger Leonhard (NPC) | Part twenty-six | Slain by PAT-TRON 4000 in Anor Londo |
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Those Summoned By PAT-TRON 4000[]
Sirris of the Sunless Realms (NPC) | Part fourteen | Helped defeat the Deacons of the Deep |
---|---|---|
Pepe | Part fifteen | Reluctantly helped defeat High Lord Wolnir |
Those Who Summoned PAT-TRON 4000[]
Sirris of the Sunless Realms (NPC) | Part twenty-one | Assisted in killing Creighton the Wanderer |
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Sirris of the Sunless Realms (NPC) | Part twenty-one | Assisted in killing Holy Knight Hodrick |
Trivia[]
- The title card art was made by TheMothman.
- The music played during the intro is:
- Pat title card: "Pontiff Sulyvahn"
- Woolie title card: "Premonition (Character Creation)"
- Matt title card: "Main Menu"
- The outro music is by LittleVMills.
- The LP was meant to be transferred over to the PC for the DLC but Pat was made a liar due to FromSoftware disabling all forms of save manipulation that was meant to help boost a new character for the added areas.
- The last DLC for this game, The Ringed City, was streamed on Twitch on May 6th, 2017.