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Dark Souls 3

Dark Souls 3 Title
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Game Dark Souls 3
Episodes 34 (Main Game)

7 (Ashes of Ariendel)

Stream (The Ringed City)

Combined Length 24:48:57 (Main Game)

03:32:26 (Ashes of Ariendel)

06:07:54 (The Ringed City)

34:29:17 (Total)

Original Run Apr 24, 2016 - Jun 7, 2017
Controller Pat
“I'm SO huge, you guys!” — Pat

Super Best Friends Play Dark Souls 3 is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie return to a world of dying fire, with the aid of PAT-TRON 4000, also known as "Lucky Ted" to his friends.

Total On-Screen Deaths: 96

About[]

Join us on another journey for the Flame. How huge will we get? Probably pretty huge.
— Website playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Dark Souls 3 Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Aren't those the emissaries of Madden Town?
Matt
So we had a guy made out skeletons, now we get a guy that's just goo!
Pat
In a world where fire is the only interesting thing that can happen of course you light yourself up.
Woolie
Super Ginger God Super Ginger.
Woolie
I think happy Plague will happen if you watch a stream of Plague watching someone hate on something.
Matt
It's really nice they got Evanescence to write some dialogue.
Matt
Back up. Did you just say that a Souls character's dialogue was vague and unclear? That's crazy. That's never happened.
Matt
The first thing I do is instinctively look in my pants.
Woolie checking if he's still black
Somehow I think the phrase, 'He's not black, he's just dirty.', doesn't have a great sound.
Pat
Use this if you wanna block the shine of enemies.
Matt
Use this Hater's Bone.
Woolie
I dub this sword Uchi-kun. Maybe after a few boss fights it'll become Uchi-tan. Then you can call it by it's first name.
Woolie
Lucky Ted, there was a clerical error. You're getting two levels for the price of one.
Woolie
Dark Souls pogs seems like a good idea.
Matt
Only the luckiest people discard their condoms.
Pat
Oh there you are, honey. I thought I lost you.
Pat
No, I'm right here. It's fine.
Matt
I like Mad Phantoms. What, me worry?
Woolie
Bury me with my bitcoins.
Matt
They couldn't get enough of Loretta in life so they decided to create more holes in death.
Woolie
You're all bitches now that your mom is dead.
Pat
When I flip you the bird, it's majestic.
Woolie
Drop your pants. That's a pickle pee.
Woolie
Gotta cut it short.
Woolie
That's what God said when he made me.
Pat
Everyone loves Casual Balrog.
Woolie
Eager Eddy is the Vergil to Lucky Ted.
Matt
Alright boys, get your poo ready.
Woolie
You could have a hundred Earths and everyone on Earth was a cop and there would still not be enough cops killed.
Woolie
Corpses by definition always release albums.
Matt
I love my little butt flap.
Pat
Do you remember that time one of my compatriots received a weird blowjob from a ghost in a PG movie for children?
Matt
You look like a medieval Spawn toy.
Matt
Lord of Hollows sounds like Shit King.
Matt
So then Solaire brought me to an empty part of the forest and we simply sat there until a keep was constructed around us. We then took one drink, burned it down...
Matt
...and he shouted over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'.
Matt and Woolie
She is the Crystal Sage. She'll always fuck up the day...
Woolie
...and if you think she can't...
Matt
...she'll always find a way. That's why the people of Londor believe in...
Matt, Pat, and Woolie
PAT-TRON 4000, and Ted...
Woolie
...and Solaire!
Matt
You guys are punks when I fuck you in the ass!
Pat
They all have Pharris's shit. Maybe they killed Ferris Bueller. On his day off.
Matt
Gimmie the big. Gimmie the big one. I want the big one all day.
Pat
Permanent drops mean permanent bops.
Woolie
Teleports just like the gooey taste of Totino's Rolls™ in your mouth.
Matt
Armor allows the wearer to become a literal edge lord.
Woolie
Sometimes you have to go beyond the elbow.
Matt
We call it 'Jim Hensoning'.
Woolie
I was completely stupid.
Pat
Just like the points in 'Whose Line is it Anyway?', the souls don't matter.
Woolie
We're fifty percent stolen jokes and fifty percent take two concepts and merge them together for funny.
Woolie
Strip club of the deep. I don't mind. You'll see something new.
Matt
You will. I never knew I could lose my watch that way.
Pat
I actually never watched Skeleton Warriors.
Pat
Well, stop trying to front then.
Matt
When he vapes, you escape.
Woolie
Make Irithyll of the Boreal Valley great again!
Matt
Use this spell as a jizz rag at the bonfire.
Woolie
Holy shit!
Matt
Try to make the egg crack.
Woolie
I'm trying to make the egg crack.
Pat
Son of a bitch!
Matt
Sorry, I can't attend your funeral. Pat needs to play Dark Souls.
Matt
He gave me an item called Aldritch Faithful that looked like a menorah.
Pat
You're now Jewish.
Woolie
I bet ashing is the ultimate form of vaping.
Matt
I linked the fire in your bathroom.
Matt
I just unfucked myself. That's where you pull your asshole out.
Pat
LP uncancelled.
Matt
Just wrap that veiny huge around that other veiny huge.
Pat
That's what I want in a bed chamber.
Woolie
Grubs? That's fucking nasty.
Pat
They just called me a shit ass.
Woolie
This is true face fuck we're making.
Matt
Welcome to Gross Mart.
Woolie
If you see a cheaper rosebud somewhere else, we'll match it.
Woolie
That's a really strong spell, but it's super weak.
Woolie
I don't need to emulate a gun trigger.
Woolie
But you're black.
Matt
Our hands curled up like our dicks.
Pat
The basic bitch authority.
Matt
Don't drop that pump-a-rum but do drop that literal shit.
Woolie
Farting will never beat that guy! That's Lucky Ted, he kills guys who fart!
Pat
Don't call us African Americans, call us failed prisoners.
Woolie
Gargoyles, you know the rules. Where there's one... there's Keith David.
Woolie
A gun is called a gun and not a human-killer.
Matt
Time to start rewriting history.
Woolie
That's not a wedding. That's a bunch of bullshit.
Pat
So it's a wedding then.
Matt
Mimic bros before mimic hoes.
Pat
Wolf Blitzer here, scream lord for CNN.
Woolie
I'm still chewing on those balls.
Woolie
Still? That's like two hours they've been in your mouth.
Pat
I ain't done yet.
Woolie
Hot dick, only on Lucha Underground!
Matt
You can only light your butt on fire so many times.
Pat
Get more FP. Get more Fucc Points.
Woolie
I will huff and I will puff and I will blow your fake hair off.
Woolie
Pat's not gonna be happy until he can upgrade his wife to plus ten.
Woolie
She's already at plus ten.
Pat
Ooohhh... look at you. That was smooth.
Woolie
Yeah. I'm gonna get points for that one.
Pat
I knew that would confuse Matt. Quick, stab him now, while he's off guard.
Pat
You gotta wipe it first, then you can praise it.
Woolie about old lady booty
What do you think diapers are for?
Woolie
Babies! Or a bad day.
Pat
If you go into a morgue nowadays and everyone is just kinda hanging out, you know that's a bad morgue.
Matt
Now you will suck dick for Dario.
Matt
Final proof that Pat supports blackface
Matt
Long after Matt is dead, his Punisher hats will remain.
Woolie
How many Dark Souls/Linkin Park music videos do you think there are? All of them?
Matt
I thought you were gonna say, 'How many do you think I've made?'.
Pat
Look at this book fucking religion!
Pat
That's the lamest religion. Was it started by LeVar Burton?
Matt
You know your fan-fiction is hot when...
Woolie
It attacks you.
Pat
This is a real blind LP. Pat can't see the fucking t.v.
Pat
Welcome to my ass. How may you wreck it?
[[Matt|[src]]]
Now's as good a time as any for seppuku.
Woolie
I hate that Buff Bagwell has become part of this.
Pat
Why do you need legs if you can teleport?
Woolie
We're kick starting the whole world, it takes a bit. I've got five backers.
Pat
His Christian name is PAT-TRON 4000 but his real name is Lucky Ted.
Pat
You were hoping you could kancho him?
Matt
I wanna cut her open and see how many rings she's got, eh?
Woolie
They ate all those donuts filled with, like, wolf jizz.
Matt
If you don't that it's from wrestling, New World Order sounds kind of scary.
Woolie
Yeah, it sounds progressive.
Matt
Like, you wouldn't think it was just about getting a belt.
Woolie
I'm thinking that the Wolf Pack shirt might be in here.
Pat
I hate this marriage to the Claw-Fucker Bird People.
Pat
You see a bunch of normal fish but then there's the fish with the scarf and you're like, 'That's the fish.'.
Woolie
It's an actual glory floor. Be careful where you sit.
Matt
I love the Kru Krux Kran.
Pat
That's legally distinct, sir, which is the best kind of distinct.
Matt
How does this stack up to Sif?
Woolie about Gravetender Greatwolf
Sif has a sword.
Pat
Sif has a sword in his jaws.
Matt
I know but I mean...
Woolie
Sif has a sword.
Pat
Sif has a sword.
Matt
...movement, movement, just movement.
Woolie
Sif has a sword.
Pat
And he's bigger and cooler.. and stronger too. He's the best member of the Greatwolf Crew.
Matt
I want it to be real specific things, like there's a specific greeting that we all do where's it's, like, making sure some guy doesn't have a cat o' nine tails.
Matt
Let's solve racism right here in this LP.
Pat
In conlusion, Treasure Island is a country of contrast.
Pat
This sword and this stone will married. I will wed them... ...but the bride and groom in this wedding become the child.
Woolie

Those Who Invaded the World of PAT-TRON 4000[]

Holy Knight Hodrick (NPC) Part four Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Yahnaiyaer Part twelve Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Longfinger Kirk (NPC) Part thirteen Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Knight Slayer Tsorig (NPC) Part fifteen Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Kheyoss Part eighteen Backed down and returned home
Kivun Part nineteen Auto-summoned while AFK and destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Ser Placid Part nineteen Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Alva, Seeker of the Spurned (NPC) Part twenty-two Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Alliaria Part twenty-two Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Hyperion Part twenty-nine PAT-TRON 4000 defeated before invader could arrive

Those Worlds that were Invaded by PAT-TRON 4000[]

Ringfinger Leonhard (NPC) Part twenty-six Slain by PAT-TRON 4000 in Anor Londo

Those Summoned By PAT-TRON 4000[]

Sirris of the Sunless Realms (NPC) Part fourteen Helped defeat the Deacons of the Deep
Pepe Part fifteen Reluctantly helped defeat High Lord Wolnir

Those Who Summoned PAT-TRON 4000[]

Sirris of the Sunless Realms (NPC) Part twenty-one Assisted in killing Creighton the Wanderer
Sirris of the Sunless Realms (NPC) Part twenty-one Assisted in killing Holy Knight Hodrick

Trivia[]

  • The title card art was made by TheMothman.
  • The music played during the intro is:
  • The outro music is by LittleVMills.
  • The LP was meant to be transferred over to the PC for the DLC but Pat was made a liar due to FromSoftware disabling all forms of save manipulation that was meant to help boost a new character for the added areas.
  • The last DLC for this game, The Ringed City, was streamed on Twitch on May 6th, 2017.

Gallery[]

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