| Shitstorm VI
Darkwood
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 Watch part one and part two on YouTube | |
| Game | Roots of Insanity |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 1:11:08 |
| Next | Little Nightmares |
| Previous | Roots of Insanity |
“General rule of thumb kids: if it pulsates, don't eat it.” — Matt
Darkwood is the fourth and fifth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm VI special.
About[]
- “Fourth Night - Someone knocked at my door today. I suspected it was a trap. Then they said that they were looking for me, for my name specifically. They knew who I was!!! They said they got a package for me, it's the SNES Classic Mini, the European version. Holy shit, that's oddly SPECIFIC. They KNEW exactly what I wanted. I knew it, they're out there to get me, specifically ME!! Damn. I told them to go away, but they insisted in staying, they said they required my signature. That's obviously a ploy to get me to open the door. Hell no. They eventually left, that was a close call...”
- — Part one description
- “Fifth Night - I spent my day looking outside my window today... There's straight-up a bonfire right there in the courtyard, and people are just throwing each other into it. This is madness. Thank goodness I'm still safe in my apartment. But for how long? This shitstorm is already lasting too long.
Billy” - — Part two description
Description[]
Matt and Pat escape the shed of an axe murderer only find themselves trapped in the most cursed woods ever. While they feebly attempt to survive the blighted forest they get mauled by ghosts, emulate the Genetic Freak, step on Legos, trade POGs with werewolves, and attend a cornfield wedding.
Quotes[]
- “I like games that are finished.”
- — Pat
- “A small plastic chick.”
- — Matt
- “Why?”
- — Pat
- “That's stupid, Animorph Boy.”
- — Pat
- “It's really interesting to play this Plague of Gripes simulator.”
- — Matt
- “I was thinking, like, a Steiner simulator.”
- — Pat
- “How?”
- — Matt
- “Because of the amount of gas.”
- — Pat
- “General rule of thumb kids: if it pulsates, don't eat it.”
- — Matt
- “What do I do? Do I just wait for death?”
- — Pat
- “Yes!”
- — Matt
- “He might have fuel though... or POGs or whatever.”
- — Matt
- “The greatest fear is the fear of the unknown.”
- — Matt
- “That's correct.”
- — Pat
- “The other greatest fear is, like, the fear of shitting your pants.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah. It's an unknown feeling, that's why it scares you.”
- — Pat
- “It's not unknown to you.”
- — Matt