Matt & Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

Dead Space

Dead Space
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Game Dead Space
Controller Pat
Length 28:39
Next System Shock 2
Previous Candles
“I was scared of you back when I was a baby, but that's before I learned the power of my feet!” — Pat

Dead Space is the twenty-second episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.

About Edit

Matt gets scared a bit playing Dead Space, while Pat’s busted old tram fetish rears it’s shamefull.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat go aboard the USG Ishimura. Along the way, they grow their dicks at the sight of space, dismember Necromorphs, curb stomp old Xboxes, obsess over a busted old tram, and learn the power of feet.

Quotes Edit

The space has never been deader.
— Matt
Electronic Arts presents... a game we will run into the ground.
— Matt
Fuckin' space! Look at it!
— Matt
My dick is shrinking in the face of these meteors.
— Pat
I didn't enjoy Mortal Kombat; I lived it.
— Pat
It's like I am the monster
— Pat, in regards to Isaac's space suit.
It just hit me that RE6 is bad.
— Pat
Get to the space choppa!
— Matt
I'm gonna stab you a little bit, with my foot.
— Pat
That save point wants to touch my goodies.
— Pat
I like stomping.
— Pat
I was scared of you back when I was a baby, but that's before I learned the power of my feet!
— Pat

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