Friday Night Fisticuffs

Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate

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Game Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate
Upload Date Aug 16, 2014
Length 1:07:51
Previous TMNT Smash Up!
Next Fist of the North Star
“I wanna date Tina, not have her as my daughter.” — Matt

Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate is the nineteenth episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam set their ages to ninety-nine and let the jiggle physics fly as they try to buy DLC, fight on the toilet, talk about Naruto, take rail guided ass tours, and search for penguins.

About Edit

Oatmeal Itagaki-san! Is this your doing? No? Then you're off the hook...for now.
— Website description


A full Fisticuffs worth of attempting to start the game.
— Pat
I feel like Nanako growing veggies man. I'm excited.
— Woolie
So, Liam, we totally looked it up, it's important to know that Marie Rose is inexplicably eighteen.
— Pat
Her portrait on that screen should be holding up an I.D.
— Woolie
Dead or Alive 6: Undeniably Eighteen.
— Woolie
Remember everyone was confused when me and Liam were talking about Zack the black guy and everyone thought I meant my cat held a fighting tournament with sexy characters.
— Matt
Get rigged.
— Liam
People are exploring crevices of my ass no one knew existed.
— Matt
I wanna date Tina, not have her as my daughter.
— Matt
I'm the saddest little ninja ever.
— Woolie
I did it, I won. I'm totally eighteen now!
— Pat
The truth about Jim Norton revealed, he's actually Woolie's Dr. Hyde.
— Pat
This is a slow introduction of fighters into little girls.
— Woolie

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 5/6
Pat 8/3
Woolie 7/6
Liam 1/6

Letter Time Edit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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