| Friday Night Fisticuffs
Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate
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| Game | Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate |
| Upload Date | Aug 16, 2014 |
| Length | 1:07:51 |
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“I wanna date Tina, not have her as my daughter.” — Matt
Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate is the nineteenth episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam set their ages to ninety-nine and let the jiggle physics fly as they try to buy DLC, fight on the toilet, talk about Naruto, take rail guided ass tours, and search for penguins.
About[]
- “Oatmeal Itagaki-san! Is this your doing? No? Then you're off the hook...for now.”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “A full Fisticuffs worth of attempting to start the game.”
- — Pat
- “I feel like Nanako growing veggies man. I'm excited.”
- — Woolie
- “So, Liam, we totally looked it up, it's important to know that Marie Rose is inexplicably eighteen.”
- — Pat
- “Her portrait on that screen should be holding up an I.D.”
- — Woolie
- “Dead or Alive 6: Undeniably Eighteen.”
- — Woolie
- “Remember everyone was confused when me and Liam were talking about Zack the black guy and everyone thought I meant my cat held a fighting tournament with sexy characters.”
- — Matt
- “Get rigged.”
- — Liam
- “People are exploring crevices of my ass no one knew existed.”
- — Matt
- “I wanna date Tina, not have her as my daughter.”
- — Matt
- “I'm the saddest little ninja ever.”
- — Woolie
- “I did it, I won. I'm totally eighteen now!”
- — Pat
- “The truth about Jim Norton revealed, he's actually Woolie's Dr. Hyde.”
- — Pat
- “This is a slow introduction of fighters into little girls.”
- — Woolie
Wins/Losses[]
| Matt | 5/6 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 8/3 |
| Woolie | 7/6 |
| Liam | 1/6 |
Letter Time[]
There was no Letter Time this week.