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Dead or Alive Xtreme 3

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Game Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Fortune
Upload Date May 9, 2016
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“This is where videogames were always meant to go.” — Matt

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 is the sixth episode of the Creepy Anime Bullshit series. In this episode, Matt and Liam try to survive through a vacation on New Zach Island with it's swimsuit tan memories, unloseable roulette tables, high grade desks, and volleyball humping.


This is where video games were always meant to go.
— Matt
Hey everyone, we're gonna need a five minute break. Me and Liam have to do something offscreen for a bit and we're gonna be back in a little while.
— Matt
It's almost as though this is the apex of video gaming.
— Matt
It's weird because it's morning and my mouth isn't stuffed with bacon.
— Matt
This is the Third Strike of video games.
— Matt
Parry the volleyball.
— Liam
Theses girls are eighty percent goat so they can just walk on walls when they want.
— Liam
I think Zach just loads the girls into canons and shoots them off the island.
— Matt
She's been around the block. She's seen her fair share of sausage, but she's still out there doing it.
— Matt
The answer lies in the heart of perverted fan arts.
— Matt
Woolie Foot-Madden.
— Liam
Thank goodness, I killed her. Now I can eat her breasts and gain her powers.
— Matt

Trivia Edit

  • The music used in the intro is "How Crazy Are You?" by Meja. The song, originally released in 1996, was used as the theme music for Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball and Dead or Alive Xtreme 2.
  • The intro was made by starexocist.
  • The copy of the game played in this episode was provided to the Zaibatsu by Play-Asia.


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