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Two Best Friends Play

Dead to Rights

Dead to Rights Title
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Dead to Rights (Xbox)
[Parts 1-8]

Dead to Rights (Gamecube) [Parts 9 - 20]

Episodes 20
Combined Length 10:00:56
Original Run Mar 7, 2018 - Apr 16, 2018
Controller Matt
“Who could it have been? All the furries in town are already in jail.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Dead to Rights is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and their trusty doggo Shadow get framed for murder and spend a strangely large amount of time in the dog jail sequence, discover the true strengths of the Gamecube, slaughter graveyard clowns, get high, talk shit about people in their bathrooms, and kill everyone they meet because their father is dead.

About[]

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— First video descriptions
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— Every other video description

Quotes[]

slowbeef proudly presents.
Matt
He translated this one from the original Japanese as well.
Pat
I wish I lived in Glitter City. They play that Mariah Carey movie on loop.
Matt
Now, I'm not gonna purposely fail these but I really wanna see if she falls on her face, accidentally farts, something falls off.
Matt
But you're shooting Italians, so they should be goons. Alternatively, Goombas.
Pat
You do less cocaine when there's dogs around.
Matt
People don't know this but all Newfoundlanders are bilingual. Well, no, 'cause they can speak Newfie and they can speak English.
Pat
Woolie gets upset when you talk about memes.
Pat
But he makes himself one all the time.
Matt
I'm sure there's some thing of drawing sexy girls that are Metal Gears, like how there's sexy kaiju girls and sexy...
Matt
Well if there weren't, there are now.
Pat
Start getting about forty to fifty percent better at the melee combat in about five seconds.
Pat
Woolie's never beaten it. He's a coward. Now I know he's gonna come out and say, 'What are you talking about? I beat God Hand. I obviously beat God Hand. Why would you spread this lie about me? Especially when I'm too sick to defend myself against the accusations that I never actually beat God Hand.', that's what Woolie would say, but that's a trick. That's a trick he's playing. Come on, I totally, absolutely beat fucking God Hand.
Pat
Why is it.. are we playing a Virtual Boy or is Kane gonna show up?
Matt
This game had a great other name in some other territories, it's called 'Shadow and his Amazing Human'.
Matt
Why don't we always play in the dark?
Matt
Because we're afraid one of us is gonna reach out and start wiggling it around.
Pat
No. I'm not afraid of that.
Matt
Chinese telephone does not explode.
Pat
Maybe a shoddily made one would.
Matt
Hello. I will not being doing a racist accent today.
Matt
Hello. I will be doing it instead.
Pat
You gotta be really strong to enjoy Necrid.
Pat
He must win. I love 'He must win.'.
Matt
Goddammit. I actually almost threw up just now, at the reminder of 'Necrid must win.'.
Pat
Man, going around on the internet has always been a dangerous thing and now this oil company wants me to join their chain gang.
Pat
There's something to be said when mental issues can be handled with more subtlety in WWE than with what David Cage does.
Matt
A fursuit's a really good way to sell drugs unidentified.
Pat
It's actually like, 'Who was it?', 'It was the guy in the fursuit.', 'Well then, he's already in jail. It couldn't have been him.'.
Matt
Who could it have been? All the furries in town are already in jail.
Pat
What fucking idiots call their town after a very limited resource? It's like California calling itself 'Waterworld'.
Matt
Look at that absurd amount of gore. So much gore, on the floor.
Pat
Yeah, it's gore floor.
Matt
Could they even put any more?
Pat
On the floor? The gore?
Matt
Maybe there's some more by that door.
Pat
What a bore. That wasn't too bad.
Matt
That could have been worse. That could have been much worse. ... I like rhyming when I'm high.
Pat
I'm gonna dig up your mom's skeleton and put it in her bones.
Pat
Kratos looks over the cataclysm and goes, 'This is stupid.'.
Matt
“'I didn't cut Raiden's hair.'.
Pat
I can't have any advice more than just kill them all.
Pat
eah, it doesn't have Jack Slate and there's people in Warframe.
Matt
I don't know if they count.
Pat
I mean there's other players.
Matt
Nah, they're weird. They just spam their shitty dance emotes.
Pat
It's kind of Meatl Gearish in that way.
Matt
Yeah, if only the aiming was a little stronger.
Pat
And the boss was cool.
Matt


Trivia[]

  • The intro was made by koidrake.
  • The intro music is "Action A" from Dead to Rights.
  • This LP was started with the Xbox version of the game on the Xbox 360 but when the emulation for the game began to fall apart they switched over to the Gamecube version.

Gallery[]

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