Two Best Friends Play
Dead to Rights
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Game | Dead to Rights (Xbox) [Parts 1-8] Dead to Rights (Gamecube) [Parts 9 - 20] |
Episodes | 20 |
Combined Length | 10:00:56 |
Original Run | Mar 7, 2018 - Apr 16, 2018 |
Controller | Matt |
“Who could it have been? All the furries in town are already in jail.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Dead to Rights is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and their trusty doggo Shadow get framed for murder and spend a strangely large amount of time in the dog jail sequence, discover the true strengths of the Gamecube, slaughter graveyard clowns, get high, talk shit about people in their bathrooms, and kill everyone they meet because their father is dead.
About[]
- “"Slate...Jack Slate."”
- — First video descriptions
- “Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com”
- — Every other video description
Quotes[]
- “slowbeef proudly presents.”
- — Matt
- “He translated this one from the original Japanese as well.”
- — Pat
- “I wish I lived in Glitter City. They play that Mariah Carey movie on loop.”
- — Matt
- “Now, I'm not gonna purposely fail these but I really wanna see if she falls on her face, accidentally farts, something falls off.”
- — Matt
- “But you're shooting Italians, so they should be goons. Alternatively, Goombas.”
- — Pat
- “You do less cocaine when there's dogs around.”
- — Matt
- “People don't know this but all Newfoundlanders are bilingual. Well, no, 'cause they can speak Newfie and they can speak English.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie gets upset when you talk about memes.”
- — Pat
- “But he makes himself one all the time.”
- — Matt
- “I'm sure there's some thing of drawing sexy girls that are Metal Gears, like how there's sexy kaiju girls and sexy...”
- — Matt
- “Well if there weren't, there are now.”
- — Pat
- “Start getting about forty to fifty percent better at the melee combat in about five seconds.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie's never beaten it. He's a coward. Now I know he's gonna come out and say, 'What are you talking about? I beat God Hand. I obviously beat God Hand. Why would you spread this lie about me? Especially when I'm too sick to defend myself against the accusations that I never actually beat God Hand.', that's what Woolie would say, but that's a trick. That's a trick he's playing. Come on, I totally, absolutely beat fucking God Hand.”
- — Pat
- “Why is it.. are we playing a Virtual Boy or is Kane gonna show up?”
- — Matt
- “This game had a great other name in some other territories, it's called 'Shadow and his Amazing Human'.”
- — Matt
- “Why don't we always play in the dark?”
- — Matt
- “Because we're afraid one of us is gonna reach out and start wiggling it around.”
- — Pat
- “No. I'm not afraid of that.”
- — Matt
- “Chinese telephone does not explode.”
- — Pat
- “Maybe a shoddily made one would.”
- — Matt
- “Hello. I will not being doing a racist accent today.”
- — Matt
- “Hello. I will be doing it instead.”
- — Pat
- “You gotta be really strong to enjoy Necrid.”
- — Pat
- “He must win. I love 'He must win.'.”
- — Matt
- “Goddammit. I actually almost threw up just now, at the reminder of 'Necrid must win.'.”
- — Pat
- “Man, going around on the internet has always been a dangerous thing and now this oil company wants me to join their chain gang.”
- — Pat
- “There's something to be said when mental issues can be handled with more subtlety in WWE than with what David Cage does.”
- — Matt
- “A fursuit's a really good way to sell drugs unidentified.”
- — Pat
- “It's actually like, 'Who was it?', 'It was the guy in the fursuit.', 'Well then, he's already in jail. It couldn't have been him.'.”
- — Matt
- “Who could it have been? All the furries in town are already in jail.”
- — Pat
- “What fucking idiots call their town after a very limited resource? It's like California calling itself 'Waterworld'.”
- — Matt
- “Look at that absurd amount of gore. So much gore, on the floor.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, it's gore floor.”
- — Matt
- “Could they even put any more?”
- — Pat
- “On the floor? The gore?”
- — Matt
- “Maybe there's some more by that door.”
- — Pat
- “What a bore. That wasn't too bad.”
- — Matt
- “That could have been worse. That could have been much worse. ... I like rhyming when I'm high.”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna dig up your mom's skeleton and put it in her bones.”
- — Pat
- “Kratos looks over the cataclysm and goes, 'This is stupid.'.”
- — Matt
- “'I didn't cut Raiden's hair.'.”
- — Pat
- “I can't have any advice more than just kill them all.”
- — Pat
- “eah, it doesn't have Jack Slate and there's people in Warframe.”
- — Matt
- “I don't know if they count.”
- — Pat
- “I mean there's other players.”
- — Matt
- “Nah, they're weird. They just spam their shitty dance emotes.”
- — Pat
- “It's kind of Meatl Gearish in that way.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, if only the aiming was a little stronger.”
- — Pat
- “And the boss was cool.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The intro was made by koidrake.
- The intro music is "Action A" from Dead to Rights.
- This LP was started with the Xbox version of the game on the Xbox 360 but when the emulation for the game began to fall apart they switched over to the Gamecube version.