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Deadly Premonition DC

Deadlypremonition
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut
Episodes 34
Combined Length 19:00:36
Original Run May 3, 2013 - Aug 11, 2013
Controller Pat
“This is the best game ever! 10/10!” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Deadly Premonition DC is a full Let's Pay in which Matt and Pat control Francis York Morgan and his lightning nips through this open world, trading card, horror game that is a direct ripoff of the TV show Twin Peaks.

About[]

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Deadly Premonition (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Cause Eve fucked a snake and gave birth to an apple.
Pat
Are you an expert on Jelly bugs?
Pat
I got a tornado in my pants, honey.
Pat
Have you ever gotten really close to a squirrel? They're basically monkeys.
Matt
LOOK AT THOSE HD PICKLES!
Pat
Games that suck should be easy.
Pat
Children are not angels.
Pat
That TV is fucked. Now me and grandma can't pornographies.
Pat
Kids don't require as much oxygen. That's why they're so hard to smother.
— Pat
That would be the greatest 'cause no videos, but still money somehow.
— Matt
Look forward to our new live-action series, us trying to stun gun headbutt people.
— Pat
Finely caked in shit.
— Matt
I'm gonna be John Wayne so good!
— Pat
Why don't you go fuck a panda you fuckin' panda!
— Pat
Stop making the memes!
— Pat
This control cars like shit.
— Pat
If I were a girl, I'd just look at my butt all the time.
— Matt
This is so similar to Twin Peaks it hurts me inside.
— Pat
It's uncharted and she won't let me use her golden abyss.
— Matt
There's infinite respawning pickles!
— Pat
We both can't whistle.... Woolie was like "Hey, I can whistle" and I was like "yeah but you're still Woolie though".
— Matt
I never thought abandoned sawmill salmon would be so good.
— Matt
I don't want to talk about Woolie juice anymore.
— Pat
WHAT THE FUCK ID THIS?
— Pat saying id instead of is
There's hot schoolgirls everywhere. You just need to know where to look- near the schools! Please don't take that as advice.
Pat
Don't swing my gun.
— Pat
That pirate stuff was fucking radical, easily the best part of the game. I WOULDN'T PUT IT ON MY LIST OF GAMES I LOVE THOUGH. LIKE A CHODE.
— Pat on Woolie's Top Ten choice of Assassin's Creed 3
Grandmas love Battlefield 4.
— Pat
Is that K.K. Slider on his butt?
— Pat
I'm falling more and more in love with the idea of Mega Man just being an extended union dispute.
— Pat
THIS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!
— Pat
I have all the time in the world. No one's gonna get murdered again until I advance the plot, because I am the player character, you fuckin' assholes, and I want to spend MY time sneaking around in Quint's garbage!
— Pat
He's is the greatest villain that we ever fought in the Best Friends.
— Pat talking about Quint
Nature is a cantankerous bitch that is drunk with power.
— Pat
There's a quote there, right there. Quint's baby marriage is Hitler.
— Pat
Everyone saw Liam pick that elf, and they're like, "oh, my splooshe jets."
— Matt
This fucking flower is bullshit!
— Pat
Hey Gina, I'm kinda weird that your husband isn't out here.
— Pat
Shit, I'm stinky!
— Pat
This town is such bullshit! I hate this town so fucking much!
— Pat
Who cares about the investigation; there are sandwiches to eat.
— Pat
And if you have agoraphobia and you're like 'fuck you Pat, you're a dick', WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND FIGHT ME?!
— Pat
Fuck cannibals.
— Matt taking a controversial stance
They're coming to get you Barbara!
— Matt
I was thinking about Emma Stone's pecs and Ryan Gosling's amazing vagina.
— Matt
Wow, you were a bitch kid.
— Pat
Get your 8-bit ass over to the police station!
— Matt
Yeah, Woolie the liar stole my pies!
— Pat
The only people who can solve this case is like, 4chan.
— Matt
I thought you were shit-talking my apple.
— Pat
What is all this going to do mean?
— Pat
Ever been to Niagara falls? Lot of water there.
— Pat
This tame-ass sex dungeon has me all on edge.
— Pat
This is the end of Big Boss's story.
Pat
I swear to God, if I'm walking down the street and see a shirt that's just you're face and a PT Cruiser...
— Pat

Trivia[]

  • The original Deadly Premonition episode was released during the first season of the Machinima series.
  • The audio for the first two parts is faulty causing moments when Matt and Pat's dialogue becomes almost inaudible (e.g when the gun is fired). This was addressed in part one's description and fixed by part three.
  • During part ten, Matt's phone goes off with the song "Space Jam" (from the movie of the same name) serving as his ringer. Pat couldn't believe he hadn't changed it yet.
  • When a traveling shortcut is used to get to a certain place the ensuing loading screen uses a comedic cartoon car screeching sound effect, much to Matt and Pat's delight. It's a quite common sound effect and can be heard here.
  • It is revealed in this playthrough that Pat prefers to play Deadly Premonition over The Last of Us.

Gallery[]

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