Two Best Friends Play
Deadly Premonition DC
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Game | Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut |
Episodes | 34 |
Combined Length | 19:00:36 |
Original Run | May 3, 2013 - Aug 11, 2013 |
Controller | Pat |
“This is the best game ever! 10/10!” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Deadly Premonition DC is a full Let's Pay in which Matt and Pat control Francis York Morgan and his lightning nips through this open world, trading card, horror game that is a direct ripoff of the TV show Twin Peaks.
Quotes
- “Cause Eve fucked a snake and gave birth to an apple.”
- — Pat
- “Are you an expert on Jelly bugs?”
- — Pat
- “I got a tornado in my pants, honey.”
- — Pat
- “Have you ever gotten really close to a squirrel? They're basically monkeys.”
- — Matt
- “LOOK AT THOSE HD PICKLES!”
- — Pat
- “Games that suck should be easy.”
- — Pat
- “Children are not angels.”
- — Pat
- “That TV is fucked. Now me and grandma can't pornographies.”
- — Pat
- “Kids don't require as much oxygen. That's why they're so hard to smother.”
- — Pat
- “That would be the greatest 'cause no videos, but still money somehow.”
- — Matt
- “Look forward to our new live-action series, us trying to stun gun headbutt people.”
- — Pat
- “Finely caked in shit.”
- — Matt
- “I'm gonna be John Wayne so good!”
- — Pat
- “Why don't you go fuck a panda you fuckin' panda!”
- — Pat
- “Stop making the memes!”
- — Pat
- “This control cars like shit.”
- — Pat
- “If I were a girl, I'd just look at my butt all the time.”
- — Matt
- “This is so similar to Twin Peaks it hurts me inside.”
- — Pat
- “It's uncharted and she won't let me use her golden abyss.”
- — Matt
- “There's infinite respawning pickles!”
- — Pat
- “We both can't whistle.... Woolie was like "Hey, I can whistle" and I was like "yeah but you're still Woolie though".”
- — Matt
- “I never thought abandoned sawmill salmon would be so good.”
- — Matt
- “I don't want to talk about Woolie juice anymore.”
- — Pat
- “WHAT THE FUCK ID THIS?”
- — Pat saying id instead of is
- “There's hot schoolgirls everywhere. You just need to know where to look- near the schools! Please don't take that as advice.”
- — Pat
- “Don't swing my gun.”
- — Pat
- “That pirate stuff was fucking radical, easily the best part of the game. I WOULDN'T PUT IT ON MY LIST OF GAMES I LOVE THOUGH. LIKE A CHODE.”
- — Pat on Woolie's Top Ten choice of Assassin's Creed 3
- “Grandmas love Battlefield 4.”
- — Pat
- “Is that K.K. Slider on his butt?”
- — Pat
- “I'm falling more and more in love with the idea of Mega Man just being an extended union dispute.”
- — Pat
- “THIS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!”
- — Pat
- “I have all the time in the world. No one's gonna get murdered again until I advance the plot, because I am the player character, you fuckin' assholes, and I want to spend MY time sneaking around in Quint's garbage!”
- — Pat
- “He's is the greatest villain that we ever fought in the Best Friends.”
- — Pat talking about Quint
- “Nature is a cantankerous bitch that is drunk with power.”
- — Pat
- “There's a quote there, right there. Quint's baby marriage is Hitler.”
- — Pat
- “Everyone saw Liam pick that elf, and they're like, "oh, my splooshe jets."”
- — Matt
- “This fucking flower is bullshit!”
- — Pat
- “Hey Gina, I'm kinda weird that your husband isn't out here.”
- — Pat
- “Shit, I'm stinky!”
- — Pat
- “This town is such bullshit! I hate this town so fucking much!”
- — Pat
- “Who cares about the investigation; there are sandwiches to eat.”
- — Pat
- “And if you have agoraphobia and you're like 'fuck you Pat, you're a dick', WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND FIGHT ME?!”
- — Pat
- “Fuck cannibals.”
- — Matt taking a controversial stance
- “They're coming to get you Barbara!”
- — Matt
- “I was thinking about Emma Stone's pecs and Ryan Gosling's amazing vagina.”
- — Matt
- “Wow, you were a bitch kid.”
- — Pat
- “Get your 8-bit ass over to the police station!”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, Woolie the liar stole my pies!”
- — Pat
- “The only people who can solve this case is like, 4chan.”
- — Matt
- “I thought you were shit-talking my apple.”
- — Pat
- “What is all this going to do mean?”
- — Pat
- “Ever been to Niagara falls? Lot of water there.”
- — Pat
- “This tame-ass sex dungeon has me all on edge.”
- — Pat
- “This is the end of Big Boss's story.”
- — Pat
- “I swear to God, if I'm walking down the street and see a shirt that's just you're face and a PT Cruiser...”
- — Pat
Trivia
- The original Deadly Premonition episode was released during the first season of the Machinima series.
- The audio for the first two parts is faulty causing moments when Matt and Pat's dialogue becomes almost inaudible (e.g when the gun is fired). This was addressed in part one's description and fixed by part 3.
- During part ten, Matt's phone goes off with the song "Space Jam" (from the movie of the same name) serving as his ringer. Pat couldn't believe he hadn't changed it yet.
- When a traveling shortcut is used to get to a certain place the ensuing loading screen uses a comedic cartoon car screeching sound effect, much to Matt and Pat's delight. It's a quite common sound effect and can be heard here.
- It is revealed in this playthrough that Pat prefers to play Deadly Premonition over The Last of Us.