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Def Jam Fight For New York

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Game Def Jam: Fight For New York
Length 06:54:08
Upload Date Dec 13, 2014 - Jan 5, 2015
Controller Matt, Woolie
Previous True Crime: Streets of NY
Next Bad Boys Miami Takedown
“God as my witness, Danny Trejo is breaking me in half!” — Matt


Cryme Tyme LP - Def Jam Fight For NY is a Cryme Tyme full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie take control of RAGE, the blackest man alive and ancient god of fighting, as they blaze through the hood, burn down barbershops, compensate for their insecurities by wearing giant hats, and attempt to determine which of their opponents is a real rapper or fictional.

AboutEdit

Black People: The full LP
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Def Jam Fight For New York (Cryme Tyme) Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

So now every time I hear a censored bleep or silence, I'm gonna expect it's 'cause a console was name dropped.
Woolie
Skin tone? The blackest of the black!
Woolie
I wouldn't trust that nose with my kids.
Matt
My brother's favorite move was the Power Bomb.
Woolie
That looks like us wearing Pat's pants.
Matt
I want a fuckin' medallion, I want a necklace, I want to feel Pat hanging from the necklace.
Woolie
What is that legendary underground fighter known as PATSUX up to these days?
Woolie
A lot of my profiles are named that.
Matt
Dudes, if you're ever questioning, always foreplay.
Matt
Patrick Swayze's fucking skeleton is gonna be rippen' out people's hearts!
Matt
This blazin' move makes sex look like a church!
Woolie
I really want to make sure that my Social Link for D-Mob is as high as it can be.
Matt
Summon the spirit of fucking Ric Flair, newly available in Killer Instinct!
Woolie
God as my witness, Danny Trejo is breaking me in half!
Matt
It's like Dark Souls but way more complicated.
Matt
The Best Friends do not advocate dumping your girlfriend and getting a new one at the same club.
Matt
The girl's just trying to kiss him and he's like, "What attack is this?"
Matt
Guess what West Coast, I just beat you three hours in the past!
Matt
You 'bout to get hype for Club Murder! We got elderly bingo in the third hall!
Matt
These blood and shit stained walls? They're legal.
Matt
The camera pans down and you just see all the salt coming out of Crow Dogg's ass.
Woolie
I bet the Apple of Eden is just like an ancient Mega Drive.
Matt
Hey, you gotta respect that those kids are now orphans!
Matt
The greatest beef since Jay-Z and Nas.
Woolie, about the Matt-Bless feud
This started the East Coast-East Coast Montreal wap war!
Matt
The moon doesn't have heat. It won't melt your wings dude.
Woolie
Bonecrusher's pointing at his pancakes like, "You will be destroyed!"
Woolie
Sean Paul gets power every time you think about La Magra.
Woolie
See I'm looking like, the Marvel power cards, y'know, I don't have the Lil' Flip clear ultra.
Woolie
What was his first appearance? I dunno.
Matt
Man, I eat "not losing" for breakfast.
Matt
Freight train! Shoes! Fuck you!
Matt
Project X Hip Hop... I don't know where this is going.
Woolie
Perhaps there is, on an ancient scroll, someone talks about the ancient technique of the bubble butt. Maybe that's my up+b.
Matt, as RAGE
I guess crow style is just like doggy style except you "Cacaw!"
Matt
Now here's the part where I join you and tell Bless he can eat my ass with a spoon.
Woolie
It's almost like his hand is enninninninni minninninni moeni!
Woolie about COMP

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