Cryme Tyme:
Def Jam Fight For New York
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Game | Def Jam: Fight For New York |
Length | 06:54:08 |
Upload Date | Dec 13, 2014 - Jan 5, 2015 |
Controller | Matt, Woolie |
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“God as my witness, Danny Trejo is breaking me in half!” — Matt
Cryme Tyme LP - Def Jam Fight For NY is a Cryme Tyme full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie take control of RAGE, the blackest man alive and ancient god of fighting, as they blaze through the hood, burn down barbershops, compensate for their insecurities by wearing giant hats, and attempt to determine which of their opponents is a real rapper or fictional.
About[]
- “Black People: The full LP”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Def Jam Fight For New York (Cryme Tyme) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “So now every time I hear a censored bleep or silence, I'm gonna expect it's 'cause a console was name dropped.”
- — Woolie
- “Skin tone? The blackest of the black!”
- — Woolie
- “I wouldn't trust that nose with my kids.”
- — Matt
- “My brother's favorite move was the Power Bomb.”
- — Woolie
- “That looks like us wearing Pat's pants.”
- — Matt
- “I want a fuckin' medallion, I want a necklace, I want to feel Pat hanging from the necklace.”
- — Woolie
- “What is that legendary underground fighter known as PATSUX up to these days?”
- — Woolie
- “A lot of my profiles are named that.”
- — Matt
- “Dudes, if you're ever questioning, always foreplay.”
- — Matt
- “Patrick Swayze's fucking skeleton is gonna be rippen' out people's hearts!”
- — Matt
- “This blazin' move makes sex look like a church!”
- — Woolie
- “I really want to make sure that my Social Link for D-Mob is as high as it can be.”
- — Matt
- “Summon the spirit of fucking Ric Flair, newly available in Killer Instinct!”
- — Woolie
- “God as my witness, Danny Trejo is breaking me in half!”
- — Matt
- “It's like Dark Souls but way more complicated.”
- — Matt
- “The Best Friends do not advocate dumping your girlfriend and getting a new one at the same club.”
- — Matt
- “The girl's just trying to kiss him and he's like, "What attack is this?"”
- — Matt
- “Guess what West Coast, I just beat you three hours in the past!”
- — Matt
- “You 'bout to get hype for Club Murder! We got elderly bingo in the third hall!”
- — Matt
- “These blood and shit stained walls? They're legal.”
- — Matt
- “The camera pans down and you just see all the salt coming out of Crow Dogg's ass.”
- — Woolie
- “I bet the Apple of Eden is just like an ancient Mega Drive.”
- — Matt
- “Hey, you gotta respect that those kids are now orphans!”
- — Matt
- “The greatest beef since Jay-Z and Nas.”
- — Woolie, about the Matt-Bless feud
- “This started the East Coast-East Coast Montreal wap war!”
- — Matt
- “The moon doesn't have heat. It won't melt your wings dude.”
- — Woolie
- “Bonecrusher's pointing at his pancakes like, "You will be destroyed!"”
- — Woolie
- “Sean Paul gets power every time you think about La Magra.”
- — Woolie
- “See I'm looking like, the Marvel power cards, y'know, I don't have the Lil' Flip clear ultra.”
- — Woolie
- “What was his first appearance? I dunno.”
- — Matt
- “Man, I eat "not losing" for breakfast.”
- — Matt
- “Freight train! Shoes! Fuck you!”
- — Matt
- “Project X Hip Hop... I don't know where this is going.”
- — Woolie
- “Perhaps there is, on an ancient scroll, someone talks about the ancient technique of the bubble butt. Maybe that's my up+b.”
- — Matt, as RAGE
- “I guess crow style is just like doggy style except you "Cacaw!"”
- — Matt
- “Now here's the part where I join you and tell Bless he can eat my ass with a spoon.”
- — Woolie
- “It's almost like his hand is enninninninni minninninni moeni!”
- — Woolie about COMP
Trivia[]
- The title card art was done by Liz Lee.
- As Matt points out in part seven, the details of his history with Bless can be heard in the Def Jam Fight For New York episode of Super Best Friends Brawl.