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Deus Ex: Human Revolution

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Game Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut
Episodes 43
Combined Length 20:54:05
Original Run Mar 6, 2016 - Jul 5, 2016
Controller Pat
“He's playing some fucking phone game. The future's dark, indeed.” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play Deus Ex: Human Revolution is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat give the fans what they asked for.


AboutEdit

Join us in Adam Jennsenn's surprisingly racist robot adventure!
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

That is the ultimate in break up nightmares. 'That's my dog.', 'No, it isn't.'.
Pat
There was a build where everyone's faces elastic Mr. Fantastic-ed off their skulls.
Matt
I wanna be riding a bike and I don't have to wear reflectors because my body is so shiny.
Pat
You can't augment the plant, that's crazy.
Pat
Look. Now I get the piss filter on me.
Pat
Now I am the piss.
Matt
Aren't I an abomination in front of all human decency?
Pat
Hit the 'Shoot yourself in the face' button.
Pat
It very is?
Pat
No, that's good. That's English.
Matt
One of my only bummer depression things about this game is that you spend so much of it at dick level.
Pat
Get me photos of augmented balls!
Matt
Kinda... kinda... what?
Pat
They're like dirt Roombas for your life.
Pat
Super Human Samurai Cyber Dicks.
Matt
I can't even have a dog to hug my augmented, stupid body parts.
Pat
Things ain't looking good, cap'n. Lionhead closes down, Destiny is shit... Naruto is a better fighting game than Street Fighter V.
Matt
He's playing some fucking phone game. The future's dark, indeed.
Pat
How are the holograms, Jemson?
Pat
They're good. The movie wasn't good though. Matt almost killed himself when he saw it.
Matt as Jemson
So we polished off this old lady's bullshit.
Pat
We polished off something on this old lady.
Matt
“'Okay, I know I gave you The Spinner...', no, okay. What would, like, an augmented penis be called? Like, The Rumbler.
Pat
The Blender.
Matt
The Rumbler, The Blender...
Pat
The Mixer.
Matt
The Mixer? Hmm.. eh.
Pat
The Slap Chop.
Matt
How about I connect my neural hub into your mom's ass?
Pat
I struggled like Superman struggled to swallow the torrent of my shit in his throat.
Pat
Oh, fuck off with your ass you fucking shit!
Pat
i just gotta do it super fast and strong and cool. Like the Best Friends always do.
Pat
We're the gangbangers. We're here to gang bang you, Jensen.
Pat
I never asked for this.
Matt
Good thing China's importing black people to be prostitutes, that all speak English.
Pat
I love knowing there's scumbags out there I can trust.
Matt
What is this nightmare universe? It's China.
Pat
How does an asshole shoot a crossbow? With the puckering?
Pat
Woolie's not cool enough to do drugs.
Pat
Reality is one big bug that keeps happening. The Grim Reaper is one of the bug testers.
Matt
You will get cool guys points though. You can redeem those... uh.
Matt
At any participating retailer.
Pat
I love rich mole men. That's my fetish.
Pat
I'm gonna make my lunch on this Shadow Counter!
Pat
If you want a ham and clam pizza there's some sicko out there that'll make it for you.
Matt
Did this boss shit in your fridge?
Matt
Am I to understand that your wiener is of the non-veiny variety?
Pat
Montreal! Where the food kills you and the strippers will touch your penis.
Pat
In that order.
Matt
Pathfinder. Go watch that movie.
Matt
Is it good?
Pat
No.
Matt
You'll never know what it's like killing a man, unconscious on the floor, who's no threat to you.
Pat
The real question isn't, 'When do people start to fuck robots?', the real question is, 'When do people feel comfortable telling their friends that they fuck robots?'. Right? That's the downfall of society right there.
Pat
Are you gonna try to kink shame my Clank addiction?
Pat
You need to 'ora, ora, ora' his dickhole.
Matt
If I staple this metal dong to myself, I need it to stay, not flop off the next night.
Matt
Do androids dream of electric feet?
Pat
Good job getting that guy into Overwatch.
Pat
I know. I crowdfunded him in there.
Matt
Tracer Tong, coming soon as a skin or Overwatch.
Pat
He's like, 'Hey, brother. What's up, TheFartKnockah?'.
Pat
Not much, just hanging down with the Assnoid.
Matt
Throw up all over yourself. That's the challenge.
Matt
Just giving up on the pretense that we're good at our jobs.
Pat
It's a horse penis, right? Like, that's what we're talking about. ... Like, the phrase, 'Quit beating a dead horse.', refers to it's horse co-ahhh....
Pat
I saw you hacking into MS DOS. That shit's crazy.
Matt
Nothing makes me like a story more than being told what I did was for nothing.
Pat
That was the most natural bullet of all. It was a vegan bullet.
Pat
Urine analysis says someone keeps pissing on Bob's desk.
Pat
It really bothered me that, and I'm like, 'This NPC is placed incorrectly and they're writing on fucking nothing.', and the developers are like, 'Shut up, random tester.'.
Matt
'Shut up. You'll never be big on YouTube.'
Pat
Is that what you want to deny the world, Picard? Jeri Ryan's sweet cans?
Pat
You'd rather put shitty footage out than make a better video.
Matt
That's right. I don't have the patience Liam does to make good videos. I'm a performer, dammit.
Pat
Not a professional.
Matt
And by everyone, I mean the blacks.
Pat
Wait, what? No you've lost me. ... Oh, you mean Woolie. He kind of counts as black.
Matt
There were more babies than there were humans.
Matt

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