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Deus Ex: Human Revolution
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Game | Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut |
Episodes | 43 |
Combined Length | 20:54:05 |
Original Run | Mar 6, 2016 - Jul 5, 2016 |
Controller | Pat |
“He's playing some fucking phone game. The future's dark, indeed.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Deus Ex: Human Revolution is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat give the fans what they asked for.
About[]
- “Join us in Adam Jennsenn's surprisingly racist robot adventure!”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “That is the ultimate in break up nightmares. 'That's my dog.', 'No, it isn't.'.”
- — Pat
- “There was a build where everyone's faces elastic Mr. Fantastic-ed off their skulls.”
- — Matt
- “I wanna be riding a bike and I don't have to wear reflectors because my body is so shiny.”
- — Pat
- “You can't augment the plant, that's crazy.”
- — Pat
- “Look. Now I get the piss filter on me.”
- — Pat
- “Now I am the piss.”
- — Matt
- “Aren't I an abomination in front of all human decency?”
- — Pat
- “Hit the 'Shoot yourself in the face' button.”
- — Pat
- “It very is?”
- — Pat
- “No, that's good. That's English.”
- — Matt
- “One of my only bummer depression things about this game is that you spend so much of it at dick level.”
- — Pat
- “Get me photos of augmented balls!”
- — Matt
- “Kinda... kinda... what?”
- — Pat
- “They're like dirt Roombas for your life.”
- — Pat
- “Super Human Samurai Cyber Dicks.”
- — Matt
- “I can't even have a dog to hug my augmented, stupid body parts.”
- — Pat
- “Things ain't looking good, cap'n. Lionhead closes down, Destiny is shit... Naruto is a better fighting game than Street Fighter V.”
- — Matt
- “He's playing some fucking phone game. The future's dark, indeed.”
- — Pat
- “How are the holograms, Jemson?”
- — Pat
- “They're good. The movie wasn't good though. Matt almost killed himself when he saw it.”
- — Matt as Jemson
- “So we polished off this old lady's bullshit.”
- — Pat
- “We polished off something on this old lady.”
- — Matt
- “'Okay, I know I gave you The Spinner...', no, okay. What would, like, an augmented penis be called? Like, The Rumbler.”
- — Pat
- “The Blender.”
- — Matt
- “The Rumbler, The Blender...”
- — Pat
- “The Mixer.”
- — Matt
- “The Mixer? Hmm.. eh.”
- — Pat
- “The Slap Chop.”
- — Matt
- “How about I connect my neural hub into your mom's ass?”
- — Pat
- “I struggled like Superman struggled to swallow the torrent of my shit in his throat.”
- — Pat
- “Oh, fuck off with your ass you fucking shit!”
- — Pat
- “i just gotta do it super fast and strong and cool. Like the Best Friends always do.”
- — Pat
- “We're the gangbangers. We're here to gang bang you, Jensen.”
- — Pat
- “I never asked for this.”
- — Matt
- “Good thing China's importing black people to be prostitutes, that all speak English.”
- — Pat
- “I love knowing there's scumbags out there I can trust.”
- — Matt
- “What is this nightmare universe? It's China.”
- — Pat
- “How does an asshole shoot a crossbow? With the puckering?”
- — Pat
- “Woolie's not cool enough to do drugs.”
- — Pat
- “Reality is one big bug that keeps happening. The Grim Reaper is one of the bug testers.”
- — Matt
- “You will get cool guys points though. You can redeem those... uh.”
- — Matt
- “At any participating retailer.”
- — Pat
- “I love rich mole men. That's my fetish.”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna make my lunch on this Shadow Counter!”
- — Pat
- “If you want a ham and clam pizza there's some sicko out there that'll make it for you.”
- — Matt
- “Did this boss shit in your fridge?”
- — Matt
- “Am I to understand that your wiener is of the non-veiny variety?”
- — Pat
- “Montreal! Where the food kills you and the strippers will touch your penis.”
- — Pat
- “In that order.”
- — Matt
- “Pathfinder. Go watch that movie.”
- — Matt
- “Is it good?”
- — Pat
- “No.”
- — Matt
- “You'll never know what it's like killing a man, unconscious on the floor, who's no threat to you.”
- — Pat
- “The real question isn't, 'When do people start to fuck robots?', the real question is, 'When do people feel comfortable telling their friends that they fuck robots?'. Right? That's the downfall of society right there.”
- — Pat
- “Are you gonna try to kink shame my Clank addiction?”
- — Pat
- “You need to 'ora, ora, ora' his dickhole.”
- — Matt
- “If I staple this metal dong to myself, I need it to stay, not flop off the next night.”
- — Matt
- “Do androids dream of electric feet?”
- — Pat
- “Good job getting that guy into Overwatch.”
- — Pat
- “I know. I crowdfunded him in there.”
- — Matt
- “Tracer Tong, coming soon as a skin or Overwatch.”
- — Pat
- “He's like, 'Hey, brother. What's up, TheFartKnockah?'.”
- — Pat
- “Not much, just hanging down with the Assnoid.”
- — Matt
- “Throw up all over yourself. That's the challenge.”
- — Matt
- “Just giving up on the pretense that we're good at our jobs.”
- — Pat
- “It's a horse penis, right? Like, that's what we're talking about. ... Like, the phrase, 'Quit beating a dead horse.', refers to it's horse co-ahhh....”
- — Pat
- “I saw you hacking into MS DOS. That shit's crazy.”
- — Matt
- “Nothing makes me like a story more than being told what I did was for nothing.”
- — Pat
- “That was the most natural bullet of all. It was a vegan bullet.”
- — Pat
- “Urine analysis says someone keeps pissing on Bob's desk.”
- — Pat
- “It really bothered me that, and I'm like, 'This NPC is placed incorrectly and they're writing on fucking nothing.', and the developers are like, 'Shut up, random tester.'.”
- — Matt
- “'Shut up. You'll never be big on YouTube.'”
- — Pat
- “Is that what you want to deny the world, Picard? Jeri Ryan's sweet cans?”
- — Pat
- “You'd rather put shitty footage out than make a better video.”
- — Matt
- “That's right. I don't have the patience Liam does to make good videos. I'm a performer, dammit.”
- — Pat
- “Not a professional.”
- — Matt
- “And by everyone, I mean the blacks.”
- — Pat
- “Wait, what? No you've lost me. ... Oh, you mean Woolie. He kind of counts as black.”
- — Matt
- “There were more babies than there were humans.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The original Deus Ex: Human Revolution episode was released during the third season of the Machinima series.
- The intro and outro for this series was animated by Afton Palmer with music by LittleVMills.