Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

Dino Crisis

Dino Crisis
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Game Dino Crisis
Controller Pat
Length 31:06
Next Grey
Previous Echo Night Beyond
“This is too much survival horror.” — Pat

Dino Crisis is the thirteenth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.

About Edit

Man, learning that Dinosaurs had feathers was seriously the god damn worst.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat must survive in a crisis involving time-travelling dinosaurs. Along the way, they obsess over sound effects, run away from raptors, get involved in deep subsystems, and ogle Regina's granny panty stealth suit.

Quotes Edit

The T-Rexes are really sexually frustrated cause their tiny hands can't jerk it off.
— Pat
So are you saying that Bill Hudson should be in all the Jurassic Park movies?
— Pat
That is a box pushing animation if I've ever seen one.
— Matt
She's the coolest guy.
— Pat
My ass pain is dinosaur-like in its hugeness.
— Matt
Really? The first word out of your mouth isn't dinosaurs?
— Pat
This is too much survival horror.
— Pat
Dinosaurs don't want to lounge around. They want to hunt.
— Pat

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