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Disaster: Day of Crisis

Disaster Day of Crisis Full Let's Play
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Game Disaster: Day of Crisis
Episodes 18
Combined Length 7:27:25
Original Run Nov 24, 2013 - Feb 4, 2014
Controller Matt, Pat (part nine and fifteen)
“This is gonna be one of those Let's Plays that they show at our trial.” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play Disaster: Day of Crisis is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat learn that they can't save everyone, so they settle for saving the hot chicks instead.

AboutEdit

Matt and Pat learn that they can't save everyone, so they settle for saving the hot chicks instead.
— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Disaster: Day of Crisis Descriptions page.

QuotesEdit

More apocalyptic than Indigo Prophecy, better acting than Heavy Rain.
Matt
More ridiculous than Beyond: Two Souls.
Pat
This is the game that almost made James Small buy a Wii.
Matt
The volcano have started to erupt.
This is basically Metal Gear.
Pat
Don't smoke cigarettes. If you're going to smoke something, smoke crack! It's not as bad for your lungs.
Pat
I will breathe your lungs... with my butt.
Matt
... like some kind of building bukkake shield.
Pat
During a natural disaster, it might seem like I'm putting on a brave show, don't count on me.
Matt
I always remember when to spray on people.
Pat
Woolie the Ent.
Pat
It gave my wounds the confidence to heal themselves.
Matt
If you die we'll have to do sections over, and that's not fun.
Pat
Yeah, I would hate for this to turn into The Last of Us.
Matt
Oh man, you laughed super hard when Woolie pointed out, that all the Shark Robot t-shirts for When's Marvel, are modeled by black people.
Pat
It's weird to have the phrase disgusting, hack, sell-out, combined with an LP of Disaster.
Pat
Here's our Let's Play of the demo of Dead Space 3.
Matt
I bet if you, me, and Liam teamed up, we could not lift Woolie.
Matt
This is basically the action Persona.
Matt
Here comes the Fuzz Bobbies.
Matt
Chie Guevara, fighting the revolution with high kicks.
Pat
That's not a woman. Ohh... I'm going to jail.
Pat
It can burn you, or toast you gooey gooey marshmallows.
Matt
I don't have time to save these people, I gotta eat this burger.
Pat
Childbirth is super easy; it's the easiest thing in the world.
Pat
The firestorm and the tsunami have merged.
Matt
They've become a kaiju.
Pat
Have you guys seen my handgun? It's RoboCop's handgun!
Matt
He's calming down now that you've peed all over him.
Pat
Underground tsunamis are the worst tsunamis.
Pat
You can outrun a tsunami if you're angry enough!
Matt
Yeah Rosa Parks, show us your butt!
Pat
Goddamn it. Get your creepy Japanese things correct, before you wreck yourself.
Pat
Remember when Woolie was Wilson for those two months?
Pat
If I was a starving child back when I was Matt Jr....
Pat
He showed up to my sister's wedding in a dirty t-shirt. Who the fuck does that?
Pat
I'm gonna give tips to help people hate us more accurately. That's how people know I'm legit.
Pat
And that's the standard we all should uphold. 'Is Pat creeped out by this?'. If he is, you done fucked up.
Pat
If you keep doing it at this frequency it won't be thick ropey strands anymore!
Pat
I'm not here to do math, I'm here to save fuckers!
Matt
Smash all of this little girl's home.
Pat
Bullshit I say, as I spit my Iris out on the floor.
Pat
I'll protect you with my pecs. They're strong and soapy.
Pat
Drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get eight hours of drugs.
Matt
Fill your ash up with lungs.
Matt
She's got bisons of steel up in them biceps.
Pat
If you shaved, someone would adopt you.
Matt, to Pat
Disaster cock's probably like, really good. It's really stressed out, high tension.
Pat
I was too much of an annoying shit to go to church. The reverend didn't like me.
Pat
As soon as he saw you he was like 'SATAN!'
Matt
Obama/Nixon 2018!
Matt
Oh, Ray Ramasama, how can you be so flippant?
Matt
I don't give fucks, only take them.
Matt
That's bullshit I said, as I bought a t-shirt from Shark Robot.com.
Pat
Love you mom, bye. You gotta cut that out so that no one knows I love my mom.
Pat
Don't tell anyone about the other heart in my butt.
Matt
Just explore the dungeon because why did we develop it?
Matt
I love you, Disaster: Day of Crisis. You're everything I've always wanted.
Pat
Everybody needs a hero who throws up in elevators.
Matt
Break my fragile soul.
Pat
A huge boner for storm and storm-related activities.
Matt
I'm going to get into the lactating men subgenre.
Pat
I'm becoming a man ocean over here!
Pat

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