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Disaster Report

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Game Disaster Report
Episodes 14
Combined Length 6:37:14
Original Run Aug 4, 2016 - Sep 19, 2016
Controller Liam
“I was born in this masturbating darkness. You're just a visitor.” — Pat


Super Best Friends Play Disaster Report is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Liam save America City, USA from earthquakes and the traitorous Basic Bitch Karen/Kelly.


AboutEdit

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Disaster Report Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

I'm Guy Fieri and we're going to the best disasters, break-downs, and destructions.
Matt
We're all fluent Nihogians
Liam
You escaped by drowning a bunch of school children and using their bodies as stepping stones.
Matt
Are you describing Superman?
Matt
Neighbour is spelled wrong.
Pat
The police will shoot the disaster.
Matt
Uh, Pat, I don't know if you've ever been through a disaster, but the world's frame rate does get worse.
Matt
Now the only thing that would make that collapsing bridge cooler is if you're wearing a cool flame shirt when it happened.
Matt
Oh god, if I was in a disaster and I had a cold, I'd just fucking kill myself.
Matt
It's Godzilla, Ultraman, and EVA.
Pat
The Three Heavenly Kings.
Matt
Helen Hunt, why does your breast milk taste so salty and sour.
Pat
If God didn’t want us to talk, how come he made “fart” so fun to say?
Pat
They don't understand. They look and they're like, 'Why is it weird? Bark.'. It's not weird, Dog! You're the problem!
Liam about dogs and black people
Is Woolie the Kinect?
Pat
Arcadia's so bad they make Team Four Star look like us.
Matt
“'Hey Gen... -eral Hitler.' Noooo!
Pat
The racism of this dog is very bad.
Pat
One of those articles said, 'The water was found 'not guilty'.'.
Matt
Dey competed for der girl.
Matt
He's gonna start furiously masturbating.
Liam
He's gonna DSP live.
Matt
I was born in this masturbating darkness. You're just a visitor.
Pat
Live slow. Die whenever.
Pat
How am I supposed to digest at twenty frames per second?
Pat
Water can't melt steel beams.
Liam
And then a guy with a bunch of weird shit strapped to him will have a video of you pissing your pants and be like, 'I have the Pat data.'.
Matt
...dammit.
Pat
You got Gregg's underpants. You got the Gregg Cup.
Liam
Wear it? Yes, on your head.
Matt
It's Woolie's helmet.
Pat
“'Sir, why did you declare horseporn.com on your taxes?' It was important to performance of my daily work duties.
Pat
Is it like that baby movie? Where they're spies? Expendables 2?
Liam
So, first of all, we started to hear a horrible noise which was...
[[Pat|[src]]]
Was it you crying?
[[Matt|[src]]]
No. It was this horrible shrieking noise where the...
[[Pat|[src]]]
Was it you crying?
[[Matt|[src]]]
Bear vulnerable pajamas? Is that the ones with the little flap in the back?
Pat
Most animals...
Liam
Don't like getting punched in the face.
Pat
So it's Kelly, Karen Keith. Really?
Matt
Yeah. There's a secret message hidden inside this game. You notice what this city doesn't have any of?
Pat
Koalas are the ones that just can't fucking stand mayonnaise, right?
Pat
What?
Matt and Liam
The best part of waking up is strokers in your cup.
Matt
The best part of waking up is that weird incest Folger's commercial.
Pat

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