Super Best Friends Play
Disaster Report
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Game | Disaster Report |
Episodes | 14 |
Combined Length | 6:37:14 |
Original Run | Aug 4, 2016 - Sep 19, 2016 |
Controller | Liam |
“I was born in this masturbating darkness. You're just a visitor.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Play Disaster Report is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Liam save America City, USA from earthquakes and the traitorous Basic Bitch Karen/Kelly.
About[]
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- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Disaster Report Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “I'm Guy Fieri and we're going to the best disasters, break-downs, and destructions.”
- — Matt
- “We're all fluent Nihogians”
- — Liam
- “You escaped by drowning a bunch of school children and using their bodies as stepping stones.”
- — Matt
- “Are you describing Superman?”
- — Matt
- “Neighbour is spelled wrong.”
- — Pat
- “The police will shoot the disaster.”
- — Matt
- “Uh, Pat, I don't know if you've ever been through a disaster, but the world's frame rate does get worse.”
- — Matt
- “Now the only thing that would make that collapsing bridge cooler is if you're wearing a cool flame shirt when it happened.”
- — Matt
- “Oh god, if I was in a disaster and I had a cold, I'd just fucking kill myself.”
- — Matt
- “It's Godzilla, Ultraman, and EVA.”
- — Pat
- “The Three Heavenly Kings.”
- — Matt
- “Helen Hunt, why does your breast milk taste so salty and sour.”
- — Pat
- “If God didn’t want us to talk, how come he made “fart” so fun to say?”
- — Pat
- “They don't understand. They look and they're like, 'Why is it weird? Bark.'. It's not weird, Dog! You're the problem!”
- — Liam about dogs and black people
- “Is Woolie the Kinect?”
- — Pat
- “Arcadia's so bad they make Team Four Star look like us.”
- — Matt
- “'Hey Gen... -eral Hitler.' Noooo!”
- — Pat
- “The racism of this dog is very bad.”
- — Pat
- “One of those articles said, 'The water was found 'not guilty'.'.”
- — Matt
- “Dey competed for der girl.”
- — Matt
- “He's gonna start furiously masturbating.”
- — Liam
- “He's gonna DSP live.”
- — Matt
- “I was born in this masturbating darkness. You're just a visitor.”
- — Pat
- “Live slow. Die whenever.”
- — Pat
- “How am I supposed to digest at twenty frames per second?”
- — Pat
- “Water can't melt steel beams.”
- — Liam
- “And then a guy with a bunch of weird shit strapped to him will have a video of you pissing your pants and be like, 'I have the Pat data.'.”
- — Matt
- “...dammit.”
- — Pat
- “You got Gregg's underpants. You got the Gregg Cup.”
- — Liam
- “Wear it? Yes, on your head.”
- — Matt
- “It's Woolie's helmet.”
- — Pat
- “'Sir, why did you declare horseporn.com on your taxes?' It was important to performance of my daily work duties.”
- — Pat
- “Is it like that baby movie? Where they're spies? Expendables 2?”
- — Liam
- “So, first of all, we started to hear a horrible noise which was...”
- — [[Pat|[src]]]
- “Was it you crying?”
- — [[Matt|[src]]]
- “No. It was this horrible shrieking noise where the...”
- — [[Pat|[src]]]
- “Was it you crying?”
- — [[Matt|[src]]]
- “Bear vulnerable pajamas? Is that the ones with the little flap in the back?”
- — Pat
- “Most animals...”
- — Liam
- “Don't like getting punched in the face.”
- — Pat
- “So it's Kelly, Karen Keith. Really?”
- — Matt
- “Yeah. There's a secret message hidden inside this game. You notice what this city doesn't have any of?”
- — Pat
- “Koalas are the ones that just can't fucking stand mayonnaise, right?”
- — Pat
- “What?”
- — Matt and Liam
- “The best part of waking up is strokers in your cup.”
- — Matt
- “The best part of waking up is that weird incest Folger's commercial.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The title card was made by Kadabura.
- The music used during the intro is "Victory Music (Joshua Ending)" from Disaster Report.