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Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs:

Donkey Kong Country

Donkey Kong Country
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Game Donkey Kong Country
Episodes 6
Length 3:28:47
Original Run Aug 26, 2012 - Sep 21, 2012
Controller Matt and Woolie (Co-op)
“They gave you a forward button, but they really don't want you to use it.” — Woolie


Oldschool Playthroughs - Donkey Kong Country is a Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs series in which Matt and Woolie clench their cheeks and go on an adventure in Donkey Kong Island while mocking Pat and his lack of childhood.


AboutEdit

Pat didn't have a childhood. We did. Come with us as we go on an adventure in Donkey Kong Island!
— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Donkey Kong Country Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Blast processing bitch!
— Matt
The only good thing about these levels is that there are no basking sharks.
— Matt
Picture Daigo in a minecart wearing a crocodile cap.
— Matt
The enemy is impatience.
— Woolie
They're honeycombs are made of monkey flesh!
— Matt
The realisation of the unbelievability of this scenario washes over you like a golden shower.
— Matt
Fuckin' cave bees!
— Matt
They gave you a forward button, but they really don't want you to use it.
— Woolie
Some orangutans just wanna watch the world burn.
— Woolie
The clacks of my buttons show you I'm serious!
— Matt
Games don't tell you you're a failure often enough.
— Matt
Let's go splooge on Candy, I guess.
— Matt
Yes, our playthrough is not unlike the Baroque period.
— Woolie
What are these Best Friends? Are they Dadaist?
— Matt
I believe in you, who believes in me, who believes in you.
— Woolie
I almost got a tentacle up my monkey butt.
— Matt
Yomi is the Japanese word for reading the mind of the vulture.
— Matt
I don't know what's necessary, but I think everything's neccesary.
— Woolie
He's not an ostrich with Chuck Taylors on, so who gives a shit?
— Woolie

Trivia Edit

  • During world three, Matt's cell phone goes off at 8:20. At the time, his ringtone was "Life is Beautiful" from Deadly Premonition. In the Grand Theft Auto V episode, his ringtone has "Rules of Nature", from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
  • Matt comments that multiple animal buddies are missing in the sequels during the playthrough, much to Woolie's chagrin. However, he incorrectly states that Enguarde the Swordfish was removed in the following games, who appears in all of the trilogies titles as well as other multiple entries in the franchise.  

Gallery Edit

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