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Mystery Box #001

Drake of the 99 Dragons

99 Dragons Title
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Game Drake of the 99 Dragons
Length 44:33
Upload Date Feb 24, 2015
Next Mystery Box - Episode #002
“I feel like the end of this game is just going to be "Drink More Ovaltine.".” — Pat


Drake of the 99 Dragons is the first episode of the Mystery Box series. In this episode, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam break the seal on The Porn Box and unleash a miasma of garbage on the world as they try to figure out what they're supposed to do with all these dragons.

About Edit

What will we find within the musty walls of the mystery box? A forgotten treasure? Or a rotting corpse of a game that never truly lived? Let's find out!
— Video Description

Quotes Edit

I have my orange puke bucket with me.
— Pat
Hey, we should- I should mention something about the Mystery Box. It's not always gonna be bullshit! Most of the time, It's gonna be bullshit!
— Pat
Would the title of the game damage the video? Yes? Put it in the Mystery Box!
— Pat
Let no one say that we don't suffer for the sins of man.
— Woolie
No, it's the sins of Majesco, man.
— Pat
When you look at something that's this ugly, animation wise, it's usually from France.
— Matt
Majesco got added and then de-listed from the New York Stock Exchange when this came out.
— Matt
Is this the fastest time between us starting the video and running out of material?
— Pat
There's gonna be this dark part of this game where we look at the credits and it says "Senior Tester: Woolie Madden".
— Matt
I feel like the end of this game is just going to be "Drink More Ovaltine.".
— Pat
I despise that line of thought where it's like, "This sandwich didn't give me food poisoning, so it's okay.".
— Pat
Liam got as far as anyone ever did. Even the BradyGames guide ends on page five.
— Matt
I fantasize about that scenario constantly. About faking my own death and then showing up at my own funeral to punk people.
— Pat
Everyone's too cowardly to play this! I'm too cowardly to play this!
— Pat
Boku No Eruption, what are you doing? Throw the gauntlet down on everybody!
— Woolie
Everyone, put up your arms to not give Liam your energy!
— Matt
Put down your arms!
— Pat

TriviaEdit

  • This game first appeared in the Amnesia The Dark Descent Machinima video which shows Matt purchasing the game from eBay. Matt would later play it next season, in the beginning of the Skyrim episode.
  • After the Best Friends call him out during this video, Boku No Eruption did a video on Drake of the 99 Dragons.

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