Mystery Box #001
Drake of the 99 Dragons
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Game | Drake of the 99 Dragons |
Length | 44:33 |
Upload Date | Feb 24, 2015 |
Next | Mystery Box - Episode #002 |
“I feel like the end of this game is just going to be "Drink More Ovaltine.".” — Pat
Drake of the 99 Dragons is the first episode of the Mystery Box series. In this episode, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam break the seal on The Porn Box and unleash a miasma of garbage on the world as they try to figure out what they're supposed to do with all these dragons.
About[]
- “What will we find within the musty walls of the mystery box? A forgotten treasure? Or a rotting corpse of a game that never truly lived? Let's find out!”
- — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “I have my orange puke bucket with me.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, we should- I should mention something about the Mystery Box. It's not always gonna be bullshit! Most of the time, It's gonna be bullshit!”
- — Pat
- “Would the title of the game damage the video? Yes? Put it in the Mystery Box!”
- — Pat
- “Let no one say that we don't suffer for the sins of man.”
- — Woolie
- “No, it's the sins of Majesco, man.”
- — Pat
- “When you look at something that's this ugly, animation wise, it's usually from France.”
- — Matt
- “Majesco got added and then de-listed from the New York Stock Exchange when this came out.”
- — Matt
- “Is this the fastest time between us starting the video and running out of material?”
- — Pat
- “There's gonna be this dark part of this game where we look at the credits and it says "Senior Tester: Woolie Madden".”
- — Matt
- “I feel like the end of this game is just going to be "Drink More Ovaltine.".”
- — Pat
- “I despise that line of thought where it's like, "This sandwich didn't give me food poisoning, so it's okay.".”
- — Pat
- “Liam got as far as anyone ever did. Even the BradyGames guide ends on page five.”
- — Matt
- “I fantasize about that scenario constantly. About faking my own death and then showing up at my own funeral to punk people.”
- — Pat
- “Everyone's too cowardly to play this! I'm too cowardly to play this!”
- — Pat
- “Boku No Eruption, what are you doing? Throw the gauntlet down on everybody!”
- — Woolie
- “Everyone, put up your arms to not give Liam your energy!”
- — Matt
- “Put down your arms!”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- This game first appeared in the Amnesia The Dark Descent Machinima video which shows Matt purchasing the game from eBay. Matt would later play it next season, in the beginning of the Skyrim episode.
- After the Best Friends call him out during this video, Boku No Eruption did a video on Drake of the 99 Dragons.