Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


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Game Dreadout: Keepers of the Dark
Controller Pat
Length 33:28
Next Alien Isolation DLC
Previous Cursed Forest
“I don't believe in ghosts but I'm afraid of them.” — Pat

Dreadout: Keepers of the Dark is the eleventh episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"The chattering sound of the ghost echoed against the wooden floor, and the sweat that was sticking to my body from the humidity was only intensifying with the fear coursing through it. I was crouched down in a tiny closet, clutching my phone against my chest, my heart pounding. "How did things go so wrong?" I thought. I was on a harmless school trip with my classmates, and now I'm stuck in this purgatory...this hell, surrounded by restless spirits. I decided to check my phone once again, maybe I was dreaming or hallucinating? Maybe I could actually get reception and call someone? I flicked through, but noticed I had zero bars, none. I would never be getting out of here. I opened up my camera, desperate for something to occupy my mind, barely hearing the sound of the spirit outside. I closed my eyes and breathed in, and looked at the screen... ...the ghost was in the closet with me."
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat enter a world of endless subtitles, scary doors, ghost children, anti-climactic crescendos, and porn sets.

Quotes Edit

Now you're in a weird fucking vortex and Tyreal's over there. 'I really fucked up fighting Diablo, didn't I?'.
— Pat
Come towards me my child. I will fuck up more things. Don't you worry.
— Matt
I don't believe in ghosts but I'm afraid of them.
— Pat
Is that how it is in this part of the world? I don't know. I have no idea because I'm ignorant.
— Pat
Is it gonna give you competitive point? For your gold weapon?
— Pat
I would like some horror games to take place in the middle of the day.
— Pat
You get no help from baby.
— Matt
The casting couch is in here. Christ!
— Matt
Don't lick it.
— Pat
Take a picture and see all the stains.
— Matt

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