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Driveclub

Driveclub Title
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Game Driveclub
Combined Length 33:33
Original Run Jul 19, 2015
Controller Pat, Liam
“I don't want people to die. I want there to be an existing sport in which people die all the time. There's a difference in there.” — Pat


Best Friends Play Driveclub is a one-off episode episode in which Pat and Liam prove they don't know how to drive a car as they eat shit on every turn yet still somehow pull victories out of their asses.


About Edit

What the? Cars?! WHAT IS THIS EUROPEAN MADNESS? I guess we oughta have sex with the cars then. Oh well.
— Video description

Quotes Edit

You like the feel of the leather against your... anus.
— Liam
Let's eat this turn and find out what the driving physics are like.
— Pat
Let's go on the indie-whatever. The indie nose-bones.
— Pat
Sick. Deck it out with penises.
— Liam
Y'know lighting bolts are just metaphors for dicks.
— Liam
Take a picture of your dick. Are you wearing pants?
— Liam
Am I wearing pants right now?
— Pat
Love Live has no crowds and it’s fucking jarring cause they’re holding a concert and there’s no crowd. It’s like nobody loves them, because Love Live sucks.
— Liam
I wish I could go back to a time where I could not see...
— Pat
Close your eyes.
— Liam
Did you say 'I do.'?
— Liam
I do.
— Pat
What, are you trying to get wed or something?
— Liam
Yep. We're wed now. Wed to Driveclub.
— Pat
I don't want people to die. I want there to be an existing sport in which people die all the time. There's a difference in there.
— Pat
As soon as we stop recording this video, I'm going to delete this off my PS4, because I don't think this is a very good game.
— Pat
Spoilers. I already did delete it.
— Liam

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