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Super Best Friends Watch

E3 2014 Press Conferences

E3 2014 Sony
Links to the videos can be found below
Episodes 3
Combined Length 03:21:27
Original Run June 11, 2014
“Watch our reactions for the moment when we see something that's disappointing, then change our faces to excitement when we realize that means we'll have to shill for it.” — Pat


Super Best Friends Watch E3 2014 Conferences is a three part Super Best Friends Watch series in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie watch and react to the announcements given during the multiple press conferences at the 2014 E3.


Microsoft 2014 E3 ConferenceEdit

Watch the Microsoft video on the website or on Youtube.

AboutEdit

Matt, Woolie and Pat do their best to shill Microsoft’s games on you! Or, they make fun of games they don’t like, and get hyped for those that they do. Shocking!
— Website description

QuotesEdit

I'm sure this is will be a devastating low, or a supreme high. It has no creamy middle.
— Matt
They have to go balls out, and balls deep.
— Matt
And after this conference, if we all go, "Wow, that was a pretty good conference, I'm looking forward to all those games.", a giant check rises out behind the couch!
— Matt
Watch our reactions for the moment when we see something that's disappointing, then change our faces to excitement when we realize that means we'll have to shill for it.
— Pat
I'm gonna count how many times he says TV though, just for posterity.
— Woolie
I'm gonna dress up like a dinosaur and have sex with this car.
— Pat
My cynicism might be out of control.
— Pat
Rise the edge of my dick that you can fuck off of.
— Matt
Still half chub guys. You guys are gonna have to finish it off.
— Pat

GalleryEdit

Sony 2014 E3 ConferenceEdit

Watch the Sony video on the website or on Youtube.

AboutEdit

Here we go! Relive the spills, chills, of Sonys E3 press conference! YAAAAY! Sorry our video goes out of focus sometimes for no reason I blame the bad lighting conditions in my tiny apartment!
— Website description

QuotesEdit

After the nothings that were EA and Ubisoft.
— Matt
I'm fucking glad we didn't do this bullshit for those!
— Pat
We took Master Chief, we put a scarf on him. Get wrecked, new ideas.
— Woolie
Why don't you just blow up England while you're at it?
— Pat
Just set up an automated PowerPoint system, and press play. Sick.
— Woolie
The world only really went color in the 1930's anyway.
— Matt
I don't hate fun.
— Pat
Some would argue.
— Woolie
People should have to change their voices to suit you.
— Pat, to Woolie
*Yawns*
— Pat
I agree.
— Woolie
And then the chub gets bigger because you're like, 'Oh, he's eating poop.'
— Pat
Straight to Betamax, which is basically Woolie's asshole.
— Matt

GalleryEdit

Nintendo 2014 E3 ConferenceEdit

Watch the Nintendo video on the website or on Youtube.

AboutEdit

NINTY CLEANS HOUSE.
— Website description

QuotesEdit

Hitler fighting Jesus. It's time.
— Pat
Mario has evolved into... Bob Hoskins.
— Matt
And Bob Hoskins has evolved into Lou Ferrigno.
— Woolie
Doing tons of coke... off of deep dish pizzas.
— Woolie
They're both all about putting things inside them.
— Pat
Earthbound has been in development for a while, but it's not coming out because we keep going to play Smash.
— Woolie
We don't need nutrition, we need this!
— Pat
They piss their ink when they get their shit pushed in.
— Matt
I'm just picturing the actual conversation their having is, 'He likes to fuck horses, doesn't he?', and he's like, 'Ahahaha... No I don't. What are you saying?'
— Woolie
My pants are telling me they won.
— Woolie

GalleryEdit

TriviaEdit

  • Unlike 2013's E3, the Best Friends did not attend this one in person, instead they watched it at Matt and Pat's apartments.
  • This is the first Super Best Friends Watch where they don't watch cut-scenes from a video game.

GalleryEdit

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