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E3 2015 Press Conferences

E3 2015 Microsoft
Links to the videos can be found below
Episodes 4
Combined Length 6:26:58
Original Run June 15, 2015 - June 18, 2016
“Every year our videos get worse. Every year. I don't know why we even do this.” — Pat


Super Best Friends Watch E3 2015 Conferences is a four part Super Best Friends Watch series in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam watch and react to the announcements given during the multiple press conferences at the 2015 E3 as they watch the stream completely fall apart. During the Sony conference they are joined by special guest and Best Friends legend, James Small.


Microsoft 2015 E3 ConferenceEdit

Watch the Microsoft video on the website.

AboutEdit

Microsoft’s conference! What? No Scalebound….ehh….
— Website description

QuotesEdit

It's Fable.
— Liam
So it's nothing.
— Matt
Look, green! It's Battletoads.
— Matt
Could you imagine a world where they model your face after an actor but they voice someone else entirely?
— Woolie
Welcome to The Last of Us.
— Liam
Nice. He was about to talk about PC and the stream crashed.
— Pat
Are you white or Piccolo?
— Woolie
Every year our videos get worse. Every year. I don't know why we even do this.
— Pat
In the time it takes to refresh this, they cancelled Mirror's Edge.
— Matt
They cancelled it and now they're pissing on it's ashes.
— Pat
Deleting files live on stream.
— Woolie
Look, a car! Start jacking off on it, car people!
— Matt
They threw a fistful of dollars at a dead corpse and said, 'Cool. Sick.'.
— Pat
They're gonna spoil Drive, they're gonna spoil the California Raisins.
— Liam
Some kid is literally stabbing their parents for money right now.
— Pat
I hope so.
— Liam
Nobody reads manuals. That's the twist.
— Liam
Look at a lineup of our heroes. One of them is a car.
— Pat
I give it zero Battletoads boners out of one.
— Matt

Sony 2015 E3 ConferenceEdit

E3 2015 Sony

Watch the Sony video on the website.

AboutEdit

This shit will never be topped. Never.
— Website description

QuotesEdit

Is this already better than Microsoft?
— Liam
Yes. Microsoft didn't bring your dream to life.
— Pat
You always win arguments when you change the meanings of words.
— Matt
I hate to say this but that creature looks like shit.
— James Small about the Last Guardian
I hope the American box art is terrible and the Japanese box art is god-like.
— Matt
We almost saw that kid's balls on stream.
— Matt
Woolie, you're not the one that has to edit Matt's dick out of the Nintendo stream.
— Pat
The time I spent in Australia was actually pretty fun.
— James Small
Yeah, 'cause you were robbing banks.
— Pat
Frank Sinatra is a terrible singer and a horrible artist.
— Pat
Three... two... one... Condemned bear!
— Matt and Pat
Be bored on camera, that's what it's there for.
— Pat

GalleryEdit

Nintendo 2015 E3 ConferenceEdit

E3 2015 Nintendo

Watch the Nintendo video on the website.

AboutEdit

Well this ain’t no Sony press conference I tell you what.
— Website description

QuotesEdit

I was hoping they were going into Bill Trinen's office and it was just empty.
— Matt
I didn't think there was anything I hated more than sailing.
— Pat
Way to throw all train operators under the train-bus.
— Matt
They're kidnapping old Chinese grandmas at sweatshops and making them knit.
— Liam
Why is Nintendo stealing all the Goku voices? Is it to make more yarn Yoshi Amiibos?
— Liam
When are we getting our asbestos Amiibos? Injected with mercury?
— Woolie
Springdale. Eat your burgers, Yokais.
— Matt
Dude, the third game literally takes place in the USA.
— Liam
Eat your ramen, idiots.
— Pat
Zach, why did you make a Megaman level with all spikes?
— Pat
Is this your true nature?
— Woolie

GalleryEdit

PC 2015 E3 ConferenceEdit

E3 2015 PC

Watch the PC video on the website.

AboutEdit

Are you ready for almost 3 hours of nothing? I sure wasn’t!
— Website description

QuotesEdit

I don't know if this is going to be a total shit show or not.
— Pat
Wait. Rising Storm 2? What the fuck is Rising Storm 1? I don't know.
— Pat
We are mocapping my penis into the game. With eighty-four million dollars, we don't know what to do.
— Liam
So I am officially allowed to say this is incredibly biased, and I am incredibly biased, so let's just get that out of the way.
— Liam
Is there a PC version? Yes. Is it made by Ubisoft? I'm not buying it.
— Pat
We've gotta clarify that Woolie had plans and Matt doesn't care all that much about PCs.
— Pat
It's his time to shine, 'cause he's so gross, and covered with bio-slime. That was a rhyme.
— Pat
Phil, I'll suck your dick if you put Killer Instinct on there. I'll do it. I'll do it right now.
— Pat

GalleryEdit

TriviaEdit

  • Unlike the previous year's E3 Let's Watch, Liam is present in all of these videos.
  • There was no face-cam during the Microsoft video due to the video feed being lost during recording.
  • This is the first "Best Friends Watch" with a special guest.
  • The PC conference video marks the first time that only two of the Best Friends were in a Let's Watch.

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