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Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III

ECW Anarchy Rulz

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Game ECW Anarchy Rulz
Length 31:22
Winner Pat, Kid Kash, Spike the Murderer
Previous Wrestlemania XIX (STEINERMANIA)
Next WWC/Astral Bout 3
“The moves don't work also. That's my favorite part.” — Pat

ECW Anarchy Rulz is the nineteenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III special.

About[]

"THE HARDCORE CHAMP IS HERE! This one time, an old lady asked me to help her across the street, and I curtly said, "Sure, m'amme, but I then quickly need to be on my way to the arena! I'm late for my match!" Wow, that brings up bad memories that I would fly off the handle like that. I hope she can forgive me for being such a bad ass!"
— Video Description

Description[]

Matt, Pat, and Woolie get out their barbed wire and saw blades in preparation for their journey into non-stop pants shitting, getting to experience the lowest point in Dusty Rhodes' career, the sight of a game from a studio that didn't even try, and send an exploratory probe into X-Pac's blown out asshole.

Quotes[]

We don't usually tell people they're wrong about anything, but if you enjoy the Acclaim 3D wrestling games over either Smackdown games or Aki Engine games, you ARE wrong.
— Matt
The thing I remember most about this engine is that when they walk down to the ring, they all look like they're about to shit their pants.
— Pat
Well I would to if I was in ECW.
— Matt
It's the in-between point between WCW and ICP Champion-shit Wrestling.
— Pat
What about the Hate Match?
— Pat
Can we get an Intolerance Match first?
— Woolie
Why is he leaving?
— Matt
Because he hates you.
— Pat
Stable Match. Fight with the horses.
— Woolie
You are denying the fans Dusty Rhodes on fire.
— Woolie
The moves don't work also. That's my favorite part.
— Pat
Enough. They just gave the fuck up.
— Woolie
That's like the game says, 'Featuring X-Pac's blistering asshole!'.
— Matt
Woolie, I wanna point out, you mentioned awful music, but there's no music.
— Pat
Even though you read a thing saying, 'Featuring thousands of songs from Dope and One Minute Farting Silence'.
— Matt

Jimmies' Status[]

Matt - [X]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [X]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Woolie - [X]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Liam' - Not Present

Trivia[]

  • The guest cameo at the beginning of the video is Gijin Goomba.

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