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Shitstorm 3: Shittribution

Escape from Bug Island

Escape from Bug Island Shitstorm 3
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Game Escape from Bug Island
Controller Matt
Length 7 episodes (Shitstorm); 9 episodes (Total)

03:36:48 (Shitstorm); 4:47:41 (Total)

Next Rule of Rose (Shitstorm 3: Shittribution)
Previous Call of Cthulhu (Shitstorm 3: Shittribution)

For the original Shitstorm 2: The Shittening episode, see Escape from Bug Island.

“Just let the fuckin' rock body you into time.” — Matt


Escape from Bug Island is the second seven-part Let's Play of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 3: Shittribution special, later continued into nine parts. In this playthrough, Matt and Pat try to cock-block Mike, fight lizard women drawn by Plague of Gripes and scary canine men from Berserk and become Heroes of Time. While left incomplete at the end of Shitstorm 3, the playthrough was later finished in a video series called Shitstorm Leftovers.


About Edit

The end of the shitstorm won't stop the end of these bugs!.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Escape from Bug Island (Shitstorm 3: Shittribution) Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Did you know that a mosquito is basically an eldritch horror?
Pat
This is basically Snake Eater when you think about it.
Matt
If you have a soul patch, society expects nothing of you.
Matt
Look at that vagina-looking insect I found!
Matt
His penis has a big bug face on the end of it.
Matt
If I had a soul patch, I'd run away from everything.
Pat
Watch this game be super good by accident.
Pat
This is called "Escape from Bug Island".
Pat
Not Skull Island!
Matt
This flavor text has too much flavor.
Pat
Oh god, they do Blanka rolling attacks!
Matt
They're wheel skeletons!
Pat
And thanks, motion controls, for ruining 10 years of video games.
Pat
He's gonna be looking at Woolie's butthole, isn't he?
Matt
Bugs hit like trucks, it's true.
Matt
"I lost the key in a pile of maggots".
Pat, reading some flavor text
Boy, that guy has fucked up.
Matt
I think you're getting some kind of weird bug money.
Pat
Those fish are bastards!
Pat
Wow, the fucking monkey just threw its turd at me.
Matt
Oh shit, Mike fuckin' eats it!
Matt
Let's get outta here, away from those sexy lizard ladies
Pat
No wonder he was creeped out by that. It's basically a penis.
Pat, describing the Heart Mushroom.
This game is a liar. Sorry, the Wiimote is a liar.
Pat
Well, Lynn's dead. She got bodied.
Matt
That is the most Berserk shit I've ever seen!
Matt, talking about a dog with human face
Hey, here is how you make a Berserk monster. You just have a monster and put a human face on it. Y'know what, it's stupid.
Matt
Where you put that face's not really important.
Pat
Man, I wish I was Jeff Daniels. I should've cosplayed as him and be able to take these spiders on no problem.
Matt, doing his Jeff Daniels impression
This guy will shove anything into his mouth.
Matt
Bug Island, filled with lizard women and canine men.
Matt
Yeah, just like that resort I'm gonna build when I'm rich.
Pat
Good job, Dr. Moreau.
Matt
Satan's sports logo. "Go, Beelzebubs!"
Matt
A lot of people asked that we should do Vampire Rain for the Shitstorm, and I was like, "Fuck yeah, we shouldn't".
Matt
Save this game... from us.
Pat
Cock Hitler is a different thing. It's a dick with weird moustache.
Pat
These bugs are giving me the bug-cough!
Matt
Just let the fuckin' rock body you into time.
Matt
I can fuckin' cock-block his cock which cock-blocks my cock!
Matt on the concept of time travelling
With my cock!
Pat
My guy is a shitbag anyway. He's wearing sandals.
Matt
Fuck you, Harry Potter.
Matt
Mango! So mysterioso!
Matt, in Spanish accent
I can't believe I'm swatting at flies with a lance.
Matt
Did anyone actually ask for Bug Island?
Matt
Fuck you! I got this barbed wire bat! Have you fuckin' insects seen this shit before?
Matt
That's some Bear Grylls shit right here.
Pat
Women, friends and morals. These are the things that will keep you from being a successful YouTuber.
Matt
Fuck yo house, spiduh! Fuck yo house!
Matt, doing his Dave Chappelle impression
I'm still gotta make sure the Dickman is gone.
Matt
I've a fuckin' sick Soulcalibur spear! Fuck you!
Matt
I gotta get to Michelle before I accidentally fuck my grandma.
Matt
Don't want that to happen. BAD END.
Pat
Ray balled the fuck up!
Matt
He's got huger balls than Ippo.
Pat
Girl, I've got some stale ass wood for you.
Pat
It's been hanging around all morning.
Matt
What are you? Woolie? Not knowing what's equipment and not knowing what's items?
Pat
In like Dark Souls eighty-one, he actually went to equipment first for the first time in the entire playthrough and I was so happy.
Pat, on Woolie
Don't worry about it; just shoot that gorilla in the face.
Pat
“'Hold your dick in your hand and balance it' mechanic. Hold it straight up.
Pat
Why's it gotta be sad doggy noises? I know those kind of sounds just put Woolie to sleep, they're his lullabies, but...
Matt
Oh god, Liam tentacles.
Matt
A lotta shit falling on shit.
Matt
It's convenient. It's very convenient.
Pat
I'm gonna use my KAMIYAMA!
Matt
I was able to see it 'cause there was no letterboxing!
Pat
I hope Mike's in the corner, jerkin' off.
Pat
I wonder how the maggots feel inside my penis.
Pat
There's actually a chance that Woolie could've worked on it.
Matt
Thanks, Woolie and Liam.
Matt

Trivia Edit

  • The original Escape from Bug Island episode was published October 23 2013, and was chosen as the second full Let's Play for the third Shitstorm due to high demand.
  • The thumbnail used for part five is Megaguirus from Godzilla vs. Megaguirus.
  • The thumbnail used for the final episode is taken from the 2005 Peter Jackson remake of King Kong

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