Two Best Friends Funtime Adventures

Escort Service

Escort Service
Watch this episode on YouTube
Episode 1
Length 6:21
Date Jul 17, 2012
Next Draw or Die
“God, Leon is so cool, I just wanna have his babies!” — Pat

Escort Service is the first episode of Two Best Friends Funtime Adventures, a series animated by 2Snacks written by Matt and Pat.

About Edit

When the best friends aren't playing video games, they're talking about them and being stupid and stuff! Go on an animated adventure with Matt and Pat and point and laugh along the way!
— Video description


Pat tries to convince Matt that escort missions are dog garbage. Pat references Resident Evil 4, Star Fox 64, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Dead Rising, and Final Fight: Streetwise to prove his point. Afterwards they go get ice cream, showing that because of Matt's frequent shenanigans, that Pat's whole life is an escort mission.

Quote Edit

God, Leon is so cool, I just wanna have his babies!
— Pat
Lay off the dog patriots, man.
— Matt
They're literally the worst thing that's ever been created by a human. I'd rather have my limp, trembling body be spooned to death by Mike Tyson.
— Pat, referring to escort missions
Stop playing with yourself!
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • The song used at 3:55 is "Snake Eater" by Cynthia Harrell.


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