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Eternal Darkness

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Game Eternal Darkness
Episodes 28
Combined Length 12:52:03
Original Run Oct 31, 2012 - Jan 27, 2013
Controller Pat
“Mantorok, what do you think about the economy?” — Pat
“GWAHAHBAHAHABHAHHHAH” — Mantorok (voiced by Pat)

Two Best Friends: Eternal Darkness is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat go through the ages fighting off the darkness, dueling hideous Gods and dealing with the big dick Big Boss Pious and his boss Ulyaoth. Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon.


Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon.
— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Eternal Darkness Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

We don't have not played it much! I have doubler not played it.
— Pat
Yeah, I'm gonna pick up and use this token of ecclectic junk!
— Pat
Effluvial grime!
— Pat
I don't know her name. Let's just call her Mei Ling.
— Pat, in regards to Ellia
Man, Rhode Island is so evil!
— Pat
I'm going to enchant my sword with the power of insanity!
— Pat
My insanity sword beats your shit, bitch!
— Matt
Satellites beat magic. Suck it Elder Gods!
— Pat
Insanity shotgun was super effective.
— Matt
I would love to be showered with benevolence, at least once.
— Matt
What a church!
— Matt
Fuckin' Da Vinci Code shit goin' on over here.
— Woolie
So you can't hear it Woolie, but right now, that's Colonel Campbell talking to Big Boss.
— Matt, referring to Paul Luther and Pious Augustus, respectively
You see, it was different before, and then it changed, and to the new thing that it changed, and now it never changes.
— Pat
Bone Thief? More like about-to-get-owned thief!
— Pat
The Internet has both given me my new life and ruined my old one.
— Pat
Girls. Love. Lovecraft.
— Matt
Matt & Pat's patience swings like the pendulum of a clock long broken.
— Matt
Obama likes The Wire; he's fine.
— Matt
You should throw the ax.
— Matt
Walk on your tiny fireman feet.
— Matt
I can shove so many pargons in here.
— Pat
Now, I'm thinkin', should I just blow it up? Or... or should I blow it up with this insanity bomb?
— Pat
I've always wanted a huge package.
— Matt
Ulyaoth, use water splash!
— Matt
Pious, I'm gonna beat your ass! It's gonna be so satisfying!
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • The first part of this playthrough also doubled as the final submission of October 2012's Shitstorm of Scariness as it was uploaded on the final day of October 2012, Halloween.
  • Woolie makes a sudden cameo in part fourteen of the playthrough at the 18:48 mark.

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