Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


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Game Extermination
Controller Pat
Length 42:14
Next Outlast II
Previous Nightcry
“I'm turning into Throbo right now.” — Pat

Extermination is the third episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"Those damned parasites had killed over half of the people working at this installation!" Jake spat as he tore down the steel ramp of the hallway. They had to have originated from somewhere, but where? Just then, a vent opened up in front of him and more of the disgusting creatures poured out. Jake swung his rifle butt to his shoulder and started tearing into their fleshy pulsating mass. "Arghhh, chew on THIS!" he yelled with false bravado. While there was a certain satisfaction to killing the things, the questions were piling up like bodies. Who had unleashed these things? What type of voodoo curse had been uttered upon this Arctic station? The young operative swore he would track down the gypsy who had done this...caused the slaughter of hundreds of innocent scientists and security staff, just as they were probably reaching a new breakthrough in...what Jake was sure must have been an important field! And right on the cusp of such a discovery, these damned ghosts starting attack them! "Not on my watch! These bigfoot will PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!"
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat join the Marines. Tensions are at their highest due to Liam stealing the duo's memory card - likely to fill it with hentai - forcing them to hunt down Throbo all in one go.

Quotes Edit

I hate the Shitstorm now.
— Pat
I'm turning into Throbo right now.
— Pat
That'd be a bad, bad battery. Bad, naughty battery.
— Matt
Who's there to pick up those pieces? And by those pieces I mean your child.
— Matt
Your dude's taken a lot of damage so you should probably eat one of your koopy sandwhiches.
— Matt
You have to be brave enough to be a huge coward. I remember the bravest moment of my life: me and my whole unit ran away from battle, shitting our pants and crying like the heroes we are.
— Pat
You know what's the successful gene? The coward gene.
— Pat

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