Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


Shitstorm V Fear
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Game F.E.A.R.
Controller Pat
Length 36:22
Next Monstrum
Previous Sweet Home
“Pat gets angry when a game spooks him and he masturbates over the idea.” — Matt

F.E.A.R is the twenty-fifth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"My hands are still shaking, which is something that doesn't usually happen when you're holding a tactical 12 gauge close to your chest. I just saw Philips get torn apart; his blood splattering the walls, his guts in a crimson pile on the floor, his brain matter scattered across the entire hallway. I didn't know what the fuck was going on, as the sit rep for this mission was as vague as they come...but I had to keep pushing on since evac was only going to be at 22 hundred, and on the other side of the compound. I ran through the hall, almost slipping on the slickness of Philip's remains and then forced the bile back down my throat. I turned the corner and I saw it...her...whatever it was, the little girl, framed in fire and screams coming from...all around her. I felt a burning sensation in my left hand so I brought it to my face and froze as I saw my glove melt away, and soon enough, my flesh. I saw the bleached white bones sticking through the gooey flesh and I then started screaming. 3 years of training and another 7 out in the field and I get wasted by a little girl. UGH, FINE!"
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat bring their spook journals in their mission to shoot a bunch of ghosts, generic soldiers and little girls.

Quotes Edit

These military guys are gonna do really badly against these ghosts.
— Pat
Initiation... they just start paddling you with like, ghost paddles.
— Matt
You know it makes an impression on a SWAT team when they see skeletons.
— Matt
Oh god, the most haunted area of all: shipping and receiving.
— Matt
Pat gets angry when a game spooks him and he masturbates over the idea.
— Matt
Only grandpas can follow Quake with their eyes.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

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