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Two Best Friends Play:

Far Cry 3

Far Cry 3
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Game Far Cry 3
Season 6
Episode 7
Length 11:19
Upload Date Dec 16, 2012
Controller Matt
Previous ZombiU
Next Xbox Live Indie Games III
“This fuckin' island!” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play: Far Cry 3 is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat drive into rivers, fuck up pirate bases, do drugs, hunt tapirs, get bit by snakes, murder pigs, and get attacked by crocodiles.

AboutEdit

So a bunch of douchebags get stranded on an island huh? Well don’t expect Matt and Pat to– AGHH! KOMODO DRAGONS!
— Website descriptions

IntroEdit

Quotes Edit

I would say that guy looks like a Toyota Hyundai.
— Pat
Oh my god, are we playing Rise to Nightmares?
— Matt
I'm gonna fuck that bird with this coconut!
— Pat
You're right, Vaas. I have a gun that shoots vaginas.
— Pat
No, get to the choppa!
— Matt
I don't know what fuckin' planet you're from where deer look like dinosaurs.
— Pat
Every time I fall asleep, I wake up to black hipster man giving me tattoos all over.
— Pat
Fuck you, nature!
— Matt
Cats suck. I'd rather have a pig as a pet than a fuckin' cat.
— Pat
Well, you already have your mom.
— Matt
Stealthy like the jungle cat.
— Pat
This is the year of the komodo. You've got James Bond whipping dudes into komodo pits.
— Matt
If I was gonna have a band, that would be the poster. The lion tiger bisons.
— Matt
Hey, kids, don't be eating my Skittles.
— Matt impersonating Christopher Walken

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