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Far Cry Primal

Far Cry Primal Title
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Game Far Cry Primal
Length 41:24
Controller Matt
Upload Date Mar 7, 2016
“Have you heard of those fuckers up in the north who found purple?” — Matt


Best Friends Play Far Cry Primal is a one-off video in which Matt and Woolie must save their luxurious caveman cave from the Iggy Azalea tribe with the help from the strongest animal known to man: the noble Badger.

AboutEdit

Me Matt, he Woolie! We play new game by Ubisoft...ug ug...find many bugs we will! We have uh uh...BADGER FRIEND! He is greatest animal god of all!
— Video Description

QuotesEdit

Did Jesus ride a sabertooth tiger? Maybe. I don't know. There are two schools of thought and they're both awesome.
— Matt
People only started to learn how to become hot in the sixties, and that was only women.
— Matt
It should be B.E., before Ezio.
— Matt
You shit-asses. Be fair.
— Woolie to a sabertooth tiger
Some 10,000 B.C. races tell of an ancient god who swoops down from the sky and makes time go faster. They call him Ooga Ooga Snip-Snip.
— Matt
Hey fresh meat, get over here. Oh, shit! Is that a badger?
— Woolie as a sabertooth tiger
Have you heard of those fuckers up in the north who found purple?
— Matt
Invent porn right now!
— Woolie

TriviaEdit

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