| Matt Buys Too Much Predator Crap!
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| Length | 9:22 |
| Date | Jan 7, 2013 |
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“Ahhh Jesus, what did I buy now?” — Matt
Matt Buys Too Much Predator Crap! is a video featuring Matt unveiling his newest Predator toy, Samurai Predator, despite not really having the money for it and also rent, proving once again that he is a huge man child. He then shows off his extensive collection of other worthless Predator crap and tries to justify why a grown man spends so much money on toys.
Quotes[]
- “This is not, y'know, Toys"R"Us little shitty toys for stupid babies.”
- — Matt
- “Everyone knows Predators beat the shit out of Aliens, It's pretty sad actually, that anyone can think an Alien can own a Predator.”
- — Matt
- “Again, this was not inexpensive... this is one of those, like, you don't get laid type of collecting hobbies, well, I do... get laid a lot...”
- — Matt
- “We got Woolie going on in the back here...”
- — Matt playing with Predator's dreads
Trivia[]
- Clips from the original Predator movie are played throughout the video.
- The full playthrough of Predator: Concrete Jungle is teased at the end.
Gallery[]
Samurai Predator
Proof Aliens are the biggest chodes in the universe
Not seen: Two more shelves filled with Predators
Totally worth it (?)