| The Box Art Critique With Woolie & Matt
Castlevania
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| Length | 1:35:44 |
| Upload Date | Oct 30, 2016 - Oct 31, 2016 |
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“The bats are in my heart.” — Woolie
Castlevania is a The Box Art Critique With Woolie & Matt episode in which Matt and Woolie invite resident Castlevania expert, Liam, to teach them the finer points of whip placement, hiding bats, bishi anime boys, implied castles, and art theft.
About[]
- “Gather your whips and your holy water as Woolie, Matt and Liam Belmont brave the extensive and bat filled world of Castlevania boxart!”
- — Part one description
- “We enter the painted world of Ayami Kojima and shed some light on some of the "homages" early Konami artists made to classic fantasy illustrations.”
- — Part two description
Quotes[]
- “I haven't quite finished all of them, because Kid Dracula counts.”
- — Liam
- “Because we all know that Castlevania beginss ... at Castlevania 1.”
- — Woolie
- “It's like Vampires Sans Frontiers.”
- — Matt
- “It just say Official Nintendo Seal.”
- — Woolie
- “It says 'This shipped'.”
- — Liam
- “Is this a Belmont or is this J. Geil fresh after killing Polnareff's sister?”
- — Woolie
- “Why is Owen Wilson showing up on box art in Japan?”
- — Woolie
- “Wait, everyone has next of kin.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, it's kind of hard not to.”
- — Liam
- “And then it's like, 'Let's draw a sexy monster creature to go right below it, just to titillate the dads.'.”
- — Liam
- “It's okay to be a little sexist.”
- — Liam
- “The bats are in my heart.”
- — Woolie
- “It's original working title was 'Around Castlevania'.”
- — Matt
- “Was it actually?”
- — Liam
- “Yeah.”
- — Matt
- “Huh, that's really interesting.”
- — Liam
- “*laughs*”
- — Matt
- “Was it actually?”
- — Liam
- “No.”
- — Matt
- “Huh, that's interesting.”
- — Liam
- “Is this John Castlevania?”
- — Liam
- “That is a man ass I can get behind.”
- — Matt
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