| Matt's Bomb-Ass Journalism Thing About Cereal
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| Length | 9:44 |
| Date | Mar 17, 2014 |
“Think about this. Is there an international cabal of cereal makers, whose agenda is to turn as many mascots into Woolie?” — Matt
Matt's Bomb-Ass Journalism Thing About Cereal is a video in which Matt shows the differences between American and Canadian cereals and their mascots.
About[]
- “Come join the CEO of the Best Friends Zaibatsu on a daring exposé into the dark and clandestine world of breakfast cereals. You'll be spending the day picking your jaw up off the floor.”
- — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “The sun is no longer throwing all the corpses of his dead victims of the raisins into the cereal.”
- — Matt
- “People use to call me Special K at work. I'm not going to explain why.”
- — Matt
- “I'm sure it's the Canada thing, Maple Mini Wheats.”
- — Matt
- “If you see them, check 'em out. They're pretty good. Put them in your mouth holes.”
- — Matt, about Cinnamon Corn Pops.
- “Look at this sad fuck, just eating his own feces.”
- — Matt
- “I'm pretty sure cherubs picked these off trees in the kingdom of heaven, and dropped them into our bowls, blessing us with their Reese Puffies goodness.”
- — Matt
- “So much bag milk. So much bag milk.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The title music is "Sins of the Father" from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, performed by Donna Burke.
Gallery[]
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