| Best Friends Halloween
Darkwatch
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| Game | Darkwatch |
| Combined Length | 24:49 |
| Original Run | October 28, 2014 |
| Controller | Woolie, Matt and Liam (Competitive) |
“Are we playing an Image comic book from the creative mind of Rob Liefeld?” — Matt
Best Friends Halloween - Darkwatch is a one-off episode in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam learn the value of too much metal as they literally beat a dead horse, accidentally unleash ultimate evil, relish old FPS floaty jumping, fight wild west banshee prostitutes, and finish it off with a good, friendly, free-for-all fight to the death.
About[]
- “Yeeee haaaaww! I've always wanted to be a undead-vampire-zombie-cowboy-outlaw-guy!”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “Are we playing an Image comic book from the creative mind of Rob Liefeld?”
- — Matt
- “It spreads like Plague of Gripes all over your butthole.”
- — Matt
- “This game has a fucking morality system.”
- — Matt
- “Cool. As in you have to decide whether or not to snap the disc?”
- — Liam
- “How every weapon is called "Mercy" and "Know Vengeance" and "The Butt of Retribution" and such.”
- — Matt
- “There's a lore button!”
- — Matt and Liam
- “Don't shoot explosives and run into them, folks.”
- — Woolie
- “What if there's some Kraft dinner on the other side of that table? I need to jump faster and farther.”
- — Matt
- “Us Canadians need to reach that before it gets cold.”
- — Liam
- “Sometimes you mistake girl for torso. It happens.”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie will kill any woman as long as it boosts his melee.”
- — Matt
- “Winter's coming. Ain't nothing to do but try and kill each other.”
- — Matt
- “You mean the game that came out whale before The Order?”
- — Matt
- “Whale before it.”
- — Woolie
- “This map is huge!”
- — Liam
- “It's almost like we shouldn't have taken it.”
- — Matt
- “It's almost like it was designed for sixteen players.”
- — Liam
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