| Two Best Friends Play
Disaster: Day of Crisis
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| Game | Disaster: Day of Crisis |
| Episodes | 18 |
| Combined Length | 7:27:25 |
| Original Run | Nov 24, 2013 - Feb 4, 2014 |
| Controller | Matt, Pat (part nine and fifteen) |
“This is gonna be one of those Let's Plays that they show at our trial.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Disaster: Day of Crisis is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat learn that they can't save everyone, so they settle for saving the hot chicks instead.
About[]
- “Matt and Pat learn that they can't save everyone, so they settle for saving the hot chicks instead.”
- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Disaster: Day of Crisis Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “More apocalyptic than Indigo Prophecy, better acting than Heavy Rain.”
- — Matt
- “More ridiculous than Beyond: Two Souls.”
- — Pat
- “This is the game that almost made James Small buy a Wii.”
- — Matt
- “The volcano have started to erupt.”
- —
- “This is basically Metal Gear.”
- — Pat
- “Don't smoke cigarettes. If you're going to smoke something, smoke crack! It's not as bad for your lungs.”
- — Pat
- “I will breathe your lungs... with my butt.”
- — Matt
- “... like some kind of building bukkake shield.”
- — Pat
- “During a natural disaster, it might seem like I'm putting on a brave show, don't count on me.”
- — Matt
- “I always remember when to spray on people.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie the Ent.”
- — Pat
- “It gave my wounds the confidence to heal themselves.”
- — Matt
- “If you die we'll have to do sections over, and that's not fun.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, I would hate for this to turn into The Last of Us.”
- — Matt
- “Oh man, you laughed super hard when Woolie pointed out, that all the Shark Robot t-shirts for When's Marvel, are modeled by black people.”
- — Pat
- “It's weird to have the phrase disgusting, hack, sell-out, combined with an LP of Disaster.”
- — Pat
- “Here's our Let's Play of the demo of Dead Space 3.”
- — Matt
- “I bet if you, me, and Liam teamed up, we could not lift Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “This is basically the action Persona.”
- — Matt
- “Here comes the Fuzz Bobbies.”
- — Matt
- “Chie Guevara, fighting the revolution with high kicks.”
- — Pat
- “That's not a woman. Ohh... I'm going to jail.”
- — Pat
- “It can burn you, or toast you gooey gooey marshmallows.”
- — Matt
- “I don't have time to save these people, I gotta eat this burger.”
- — Pat
- “Childbirth is super easy; it's the easiest thing in the world.”
- — Pat
- “The firestorm and the tsunami have merged.”
- — Matt
- “They've become a kaiju.”
- — Pat
- “Have you guys seen my handgun? It's RoboCop's handgun!”
- — Matt
- “He's calming down now that you've peed all over him.”
- — Pat
- “Underground tsunamis are the worst tsunamis.”
- — Pat
- “You can outrun a tsunami if you're angry enough!”
- — Matt
- “Yeah Rosa Parks, show us your butt!”
- — Pat
- “Goddamn it. Get your creepy Japanese things correct, before you wreck yourself.”
- — Pat
- “Remember when Woolie was Wilson for those two months?”
- — Pat
- “If I was a starving child back when I was Matt Jr....”
- — Pat
- “He showed up to my sister's wedding in a dirty t-shirt. Who the fuck does that?”
- — Pat about his uncle
- “I'm gonna give tips to help people hate us more accurately. That's how people know I'm legit.”
- — Pat
- “And that's the standard we all should uphold. 'Is Pat creeped out by this?'. If he is, you done fucked up.”
- — Pat
- “If you keep doing it at this frequency it won't be thick ropey strands anymore!”
- — Pat
- “I'm not here to do math, I'm here to save fuckers!”
- — Matt
- “Smash all of this little girl's home.”
- — Pat
- “Bullshit I say, as I spit my Iris out on the floor.”
- — Pat
- “I'll protect you with my pecs. They're strong and soapy.”
- — Pat
- “Drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get eight hours of drugs.”
- — Matt
- “Fill your ash up with lungs.”
- — Matt
- “She's got bisons of steel up in them biceps.”
- — Pat
- “If you shaved, someone would adopt you.”
- — Matt, to Pat
- “Disaster cock's probably like, really good. It's really stressed out, high tension.”
- — Pat
- “I was too much of an annoying shit to go to church. The reverend didn't like me.”
- — Pat
- “As soon as he saw you he was like 'SATAN!'”
- — Matt
- “Obama/Nixon 2018!”
- — Matt
- “Oh, Ray Ramasama, how can you be so flippant?”
- — Matt
- “I don't give fucks, only take them.”
- — Matt
- “That's bullshit I said, as I bought a t-shirt from Shark Robot.com.”
- — Pat
- “Love you mom, bye. You gotta cut that out so that no one knows I love my mom.”
- — Pat
- “Don't tell anyone about the other heart in my butt.”
- — Matt
- “Just explore the dungeon because why did we develop it?”
- — Matt
- “I love you, Disaster: Day of Crisis. You're everything I've always wanted.”
- — Pat
- “Everybody needs a hero who throws up in elevators.”
- — Matt
- “Break my fragile soul.”
- — Pat
- “A huge boner for storm and storm-related activities.”
- — Matt
- “I'm going to get into the lactating men subgenre.”
- — Pat
- “I'm becoming a man ocean over here!”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The original Disaster: Day of Crisis episode was released during the first season of the Machinima series.
- The title card was made by lizleeillustration
- As revealed at 1:50, part four was filmed November 23, 2013.
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