| The Box Art Critique With Woolie & Matt
Double Dragon
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| Length | 43:41 |
| Upload Date | Apr 17, 2016 |
| Next | Mega Man (Box Art Critique) |
“In any case, we're both still disappointments to our parents.” — Woolie
Double Dragon is a The Box Art Critique With Woolie & Matt episode in which Matt and Woolie discuss the art quality of everything Double Dragon from the hot shit to the cold diarrhea.
About[]
- “Put on your black-frame glasses, and let's get artsy fartsy with Woolie and Matt! Where are they aiming their discerning art eye at first? Double Dragon!”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “So I represent the commercial side of things.”
- — Woolie
- “You sold out.”
- — Matt
- “And you went for the 'I'm gonna put a garbage bag and put my name tag on it'.”
- — Woolie
- “I got a good grade on that, I'll let you know.”
- — Matt
- “In any case, we're both still disappointments to our parents.”
- — Woolie
- “Maybe it's like a human centipede dragon-chan.”
- — Matt
- “he also seems to be trying to intimidate his brother by replacing his bicep with a loaf of bread. Fresh from the oven.”
- — Woolie
- “This is the NES version, so there was no co-op, so this box art's a lie.”
- — Matt
- “This implies Hammer always hammers and pounds Spike's nails.”
- — Matt
- “So many balled up Kleenexes after I looked at this box art when I was a wee lad.”
- — Matt
- “It's not an ass that won't quit. This ass is gonna check out at five 'o clock.”
- — Woolie
- “If you just exchange Billy and Jimmy and put Zubaz on there, it just looks automatically better.”
- — Matt
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