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The Expendables 2

Expendables 2 Title
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Game The Expendables 2
Length 19:13
Controller Matt, Pat, Woolie, Liam
Upload Date Aug 16, 2014
“Dolph Lundgren is melting pretty good.” — Pat

Best Friends Zaibatsu Play The Expendables 2 is a one-off episode in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam invade the Balkans as a cavalcade of classic action heroes and have trouble logging in, steal each other's characters, charge their grenade meters, discuss Stallone based sexual tension, and kill snipers with boredom.

About[]

The whole gang tries their hand at being cool manly badasses. We fail pretty hard.
— Website description

Quotes[]

Can I be Last Action Hero?
— Liam
In case anyone was wondering, this is not my gamertag.
— Liam, referring to Didlo Baggins
Oh, Guest. The best player.
— Matt
Dolph Lundgren is melting pretty good.
— Pat
I will heal you. I will grab your dick.
— Matt
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot! I am the law! How come no one liked Cop Land?
— Matt as Sylvester Stallone
One hundred pounds of dick, right?
— Pat
Why is my Stallone just Yogi Bear?
— Matt
I fucking ate it. i took it down in my throat and swallowed it.
— Woolie
And you also died in the game.
— Matt
The hardest possible crash... for the hardest possible game!
— Woolie

Trivia[]

  • This is the first video to use the title Best Friends Zaibatsu Play.
  • As stated in an annotation in the video, the audio for this episode is off by a few seconds.

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