| Jurassic Week Part #5
Jurassic Park The Game (Telltale)
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 Watch this episode on the website | |
| Game | Jurassic Park: The Game |
| Length | 1:11:34 |
| Upload Date | Jun 13, 2015 |
| Controller | Liam |
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“Don't worry. Your choices don't matter.” — Matt
Jurassic Park The Game (Telltale) is the sixth episode in the Jurassic Week series. In this video, Matt and Liam go sixty-five million years in the past to Telltale's beginnings as they fight off rabid floppy disks, hang out with proto-Clementine, see the majestic Dolph-Lundgren-saurus, and slightly annoy a T-Rex.
About[]
- “MR. DNA's DINO FACTS: The dinosaurs could have tried pleading with the comet, or they might have attempted to at least evolve in some way to survive the nuclear winter...it would have been futile either way! Why? CUZ THEIR CHOICES DON'T MATTER!”
- — Website Description
Quotes[]
- “Oh! That's a Barbasol.”
- — Liam
- “Look around to see if Woolie's stalking this short-haired girl.”
- — Matt
- “The universal rule of thumb is that if any type of animal is going against you, you punch it in the nose and it HATES it.”
- — Matt
- “Don't worry. Your choices don't matter.”
- — Matt
- “Look at all that nature. Some day we'll wipe it off the map and Earth will be the barren lifeless planet it was always meant to be.”
- — Matt
- “I'll put a dollar bill in a Tyrannosaurus Rex's g-string, no problem.”
- — Matt
- “Let's just twist these double-helixes until some dinosaurs pop out.”
- — Matt
- “Look at her sai she has.”
- — Matt
- “*Sighs sarcastically*”
- — Liam
- “No, no. Like a weapon.”
- — Matt
- “If you combine a flesh light and a shake flashlight, it will last forever.”
- — Liam
- “Feathers on dinosaurs are coo...”
- — Liam
- “Shut up, Liam! I was hoping we'd avoid this!”
- — Matt
- “That's why your mom left me for Jason.”
- — Liam
- “Wait, who's Jason?”
- — Matt
- “Just some narrative I made up.”
- — Liam
- “Just jump down and I'll give you an RKO in the air.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The intro animation was done by Fellowesart.
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