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| Length | 34:47 |
| Date | February 23, 2014 |
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“Welcome to the mailbag, where we open boxes, and maybe a dick shoots out!” — Pat
Friendcast Mailbag 5! is the fifth episode of the Friendcast Mailbag series.
About[]
- “♫ If you've got a thing to send the Super Best Friends, 56051 Alexis-Nihon, Montreal, Quebec, H3Z 3G3 ♫”
- — Episode description
Quotes[]
- “Here's the problem. More and more weeks go by and we don't get a dick, that means that the dick that will inevitably appear will be a whopper.”
- — Matt
- “You could just use your big man hands.”
- — Pat
- “They've got to be good for something!”
- — Matt
- “Thanks, asshole! I could've gotten Raph!”
- — Matt
- “Have you been watching Bible Black again?”
- — Liam
- “Not... today.”
- — Matt
- “Could you imagine if people sent us like phone book, after phone book, after phone book?”
- — Pat
- “The longer these are, the harder it is for me to edit.”
- — Woolie
- “I've been to Oakland, Alabama one time. I saw some bad things.”
- — Woolie
- “How come our fans are better than Amazon? Amazon's a big crazy company with lots of robots. Our fans are just humans!”
- — Pat
- “Let's slap these on our dicks.”
- — Pat
- “I need a bigger sticker.”
- — Matt
- “I'm glad we moved everything over to Woolie's place so that when something inevitably blows up, it's not my house.”
- — Pat
- “You don't need your fingers. It's not like they're important to your living or anything.”
- — Woolie
- “I can play with other appendages, ladies.”
- — Pat
- “The podcast questions are a trap! They're how people do nice things for us!”
- — Pat
- “Seth, you love Woolie more than any of us.”
- — Pat.
- “Although, this magnifier seemed to belong to one Jessica Smith.”
- — Woolie.
Loot[]
- A Ruthless Aggression Chris Benoit figure - from Seth.
- A Japanese, non-localized copy of Yakuza 5 for the PS3 and a Japanese-American dictionary - from Blake.
- Custom-made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles amigurumi dolls - from Matthew, Kristie and Nikki of Pasadena, California.
- A letter with drawings of Homestar Runner - from Jules.
- A checkered sweater, Flarp noise putty, a deck of Red Dwarf playing cards, a Lucky O'Pooper candy dispenser, a spiked Goth-style bracelet, a Flaming Carrot toy, an AVP mask ring, Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials, some pins and stickers - from Goth Shaggy.
- A Zaibatsu drawing and Sneak King for Xbox 360 - from Ryan of Alabama.
- StarFox 2 for the Super Nintendo - from Gerald of Albuquerque, New Mexico.
- Futurama for the PS2 and The Cat Lady for PC - from Seth.
- WWE Presents: The Greatest Stars of the 90s on DVD - from John of Ohio.
- A box of Korean candy - from Chung and Ryan of Korea.
- A synergized American and Canadian flag, Nancy Drew: Secrets Can Kill for PC and a Christmas card - from Amelia.
- "Press X to Jason" stickers - from Unknown.
- A wool beard hat, a GamePro Ultra 64 issue, a Gurren Lagann hoodie; won by Woolie, and a bottle of catnip mist - from the Supposites of Columbus, Ohio.
- A letter, Dead Space: Catalyst, a SuperHunk CD, Adventure Time Season 2 on Blu-ray and several issues of EGM magazine - from Eric of Willmar, Minnesota.
- The Halloween Tree by Ray Bradbury, It's Beginning to Look a Lot like Zombies, I am a Pole (And so can You!) by Stephen Colbert and a bag full of makeup - from Kelly of Bunker Hill.
- Shit Stolen From You When You Were Young; for Matt, a Shark Face G.I. Joe toy, for Woolie; an atomic purple Game Boy Color with a magnifier, a rumble pak, a charger, a battery and Super Mario Deluxe, for Liam; LEGOs and K-On blankets, for Pat; a Persona 4 Jiraiya figure - from Unknown (previously believed to be Seth).
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