| Matt's Toy Box
Godzilla!
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| Length | 32:12 |
| Date | Jul 31, 2016 |
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“But this serves my purposes well, which is to, y'know, masturbate to kaiju figures.” — Matt
Matt's Toy Box - Godzilla! is a video featuring Matt looking through his massive library of Godzilla merchandise.
About[]
- “Mini-Godzilla weekend draws to a close! Let's cap it off with a look at my many, many, many Godzilla/kaiju figures. If you didn't think I was a big enough nerd before, you will now!”
- — Matt
Quotes[]
- “Little cuties, mid-card guys, and big, dick OGs.”
- — Matt
- “I like this sassy swirl on his tail though. You know he likes to party.”
- — Matt
- “He always appears wet in my mind's eye.”
- — Matt about Heisei Godzilla
- “We're reaching the ten inchers.. hehe... anyway.”
- — Matt
- “Unlike that other shitty knock-off, they go all they way, they deepthroat this Godzilla.”
- — Matt
- “But this serves my purposes well, which is to, y'know, masturbate to kaiju figures.”
- — Matt
- “Thank you Godzilla. You're the friend to all children and you got me through elementary school and high school.”
- — Matt
- “And college and you're wedding.”
- — Leana (Matt's Wife)
- “And college and my wedding.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The intro animation was done by StarExorcist.
- The music played during the intro is "Gojira's Theme".
Gallery[]
