| Super Best Friends Play
Splatoon
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 Watch this episode on the website | |
| Game | Splatoon |
| Combined Length | 57:28 |
| Original Run | Jun 20, 2015 |
| Controller | Matt, Woolie, and Liam |
“We work with people who dress exactly like that.” — Woolie
“Yeah. No pants, just tentacles.” — Liam
Super Best Friends Play Splatoon is a one-off episode in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam try to raise their freshness levels as they meet the super biased cat of fate, exterminate the opposing octopus race, pay a visit to Pat's Mom, and summon Winston Churchill for strategic support.
About[]
- “Are we squids? Or kids? What wrath has god wrought upon us with this scourge of sea life/child hybrids?”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “What? Am I a kid?”
- — Matt
- “No! You're a squid now!”
- — Woolie
- “You can be a black... person.”
- — Liam
- “It's basically Lord of the Flies with squids.”
- — Matt
- “If Godzilla tried to stomp through this area he'd be like, "This place is too trendy, I'm gone.".”
- — Matt
- “I can smell the mold on your dick, child. I got a crustacean nose.”
- — Woolie
- “We work with people who dress exactly like that.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah. No pants, just tentacles.”
- — Liam
- “Plot scrapbook put together by Max Caulfield.”
- — Woolie
- “And while they're sinking and drowning, you get to massacre them.”
- — Liam
- “Well that's how Nintendo do.”
- — Matt
- “Take a fucking kindergarten class!”
- — Liam
- “You've been saying that to me a lot and you're right.”
- — Matt
- “I'm a girl.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, I know.”
- — Matt
- “It's not about killing Cranky, it's about playing the game.”
- — Woolie
- “I don't know. I think it's about killing Cranky.”
- — Matt
- “I don't think Winston Churchill knew about Splatoon though.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The title card was drawn by CrankyConstruct.
- He also created alternate color versions that can be found here.
- The intro and outro music is from this commercial for Splatoon.
- During the multiplayer segment, CrankyConstruct and possibly Madame 'Batsu of the Best Friends Tumblr page were also playing.
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