| Two Best Friends Play:
Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
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| Game | Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor |
| Season | 5 |
| Episode | 2 |
| Length | 14:46 |
| Upload Date | Jul 15, 2012 |
| Controller | Pat |
| Previous | Lollipop Chainsaw |
| Next | Max Payne 3 |
“Why am I melting?” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play: Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat try (mostly unsuccessfully) to use the Xbox Kinect to steer a mech through a battlefield. The video ends with Pat doing everyone a favor and self-destructing his vehicle, ending the game.
About[]
- “Kinect may not work, but it sure does make this funnier to watch.”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The intro cartoon features Matt making strange robotic motions trying to get his Xbox Kinect to work while Pat slumbers on the couch, followed by the Kinect being tossed out the window.
Quotes[]
- “Now you have gallons of that guy's pee in your mouth.”
- — Matt
- “Hey black man! I'm sure you're not going to be racist!”
- — Pat
- “Start jerking off! Quickly!”
- — Matt
- “[New York accent] We gotta go save New York from the Chinese! They're gonna open all sorts of laundromats and grocery stores!”
- — Pat
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