| Terminator Week Part #6
Terminator Salvation
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| Game | Terminator Salvation |
| Length | 44:35 |
| Upload Date | Jul 4, 2015 |
| Controller | Woolie and Matt |
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| Next | Terminator Genisys Review |
“Look mom, my girlfriend is juttering through the floor. Isn't that marriage material?” — Matt
Terminator Salvation is the seventh episode in the Terminator Week series. In this video, Matt and Woolie drag each other through the seven circles of game testing Hell as they take tons of plasma rounds up the ass, cause a Hunter-Killer to self-terminate, steal their textures back from Skynet, and abandon John Connor's tight butt on the battlefield.
About[]
- “Diary of Kyle Reese - June 2nd - 2029 "One of our scouts reported back; he had plasma burns on his chest and was bleeding out. Hard. Before he died, he said how he was able to sneak into Skynet's headquarters, and saw things. Impossible things. Cups, chairs and windows. And a giant image of a scraggly-haired woman with a bad English accent. This...this...can't be real."”
- — Website Description
Quotes[]
- “I could have saved this for Week of Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “But you didn't. You're sick and sadistic and you needed my suffering now.”
- — Woolie
- “Alright what's our run? What's our run. Woolie, help me. You designed this.”
- — Matt
- “It apparently has a scene where Blood Moongood or whatever just flashes her titties at somebody. At a Terminator? To distract it?”
- — Matt
- “That brand new spankng T-800 was Roman Reigns and they're trying to get everyone out of his way. Look how cool this guy is!”
- — Matt
- “If you're not wearing two-thousand degree sunblock when the nukes drop, you're not gonna be complaining about this no-clip bug!”
- — Matt
- “I wish I could have shown you the database when this thing shipped. I wish I could.”
- — Woolie
- “You were living in it.”
- — Matt
- “Don't you think this rag-tag group of people, cut from all corners from the world, would have really racist names for these robots?”
- — Matt
- “Look mom, my girlfriend is juttering through the floor. Isn't that marriage material?”
- — Matt
- “That's the main guy, Shaved-Head Battleman.”
- — Woolie
- “Are we really supposed to believe that Skynet would kill some sort of magic robot xylophone? Man, I sure hope Helena Bonham Carter was fired for that one!”
- — Matt
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